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Not One Christian In Here Can Summarize In Two Simple Sentences The Gospel of Jesus.

 
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He walked on water.
2000 Years later morans still sukking his dick.
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It is because today's average Christian can only mindlessly babble about "How The Bible and Jesus Seem to Be."

And, "How Excited I Am Just To Know I Am Saved By Grace Because Paul Said I Am!"

For Chtistians today, their Christian faith is just another add-on for their busy lives. A matter of making a pragmatic choice, like buying the right Stock in the Stock Market. And then managing it, then cashing it in later. They sport the packaging, but are empty inside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76343671


How do you know that we are empty inside?

Are you omniscient or just presumptuous?

I'm not empty. I'm filled with the Holy Spirit.

And I can promise you that my worst day is better than your best.
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John 3:16?

Or are you asking for the greatest commandment: "Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, and mind, and love your neighbor as yourself"?

So easy, OP. I'm Catholic btw.
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Ditto.
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It is because today's average Christian can only mindlessly babble about "How The Bible and Jesus Seem to Be."

And, "How Excited I Am Just To Know I Am Saved By Grace Because Paul Said I Am!"

For Chtistians today, their Christian faith is just another add-on for their busy lives. A matter of making a pragmatic choice, like buying the right Stock in the Stock Market. And then managing it, then cashing it in later. They sport the packaging, but are empty inside.
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Don't follow anything that has an ISBN and copyright on it. Meet with others from your genetic Kindom and try to stand together in Truth and Courage.
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It is because today's average Christian can only mindlessly babble about "How The Bible and Jesus Seem to Be."

And, "How Excited I Am Just To Know I Am Saved By Grace Because Paul Said I Am!"

For Chtistians today, their Christian faith is just another add-on for their busy lives. A matter of making a pragmatic choice, like buying the right Stock in the Stock Market. And then managing it, then cashing it in later. They sport the packaging, but are empty inside.
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You aren't a Christian.
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It is because today's average Christian can only mindlessly babble about "How The Bible and Jesus Seem to Be."

And, "How Excited I Am Just To Know I Am Saved By Grace Because Paul Said I Am!"

For Chtistians today, their Christian faith is just another add-on for their busy lives. A matter of making a pragmatic choice, like buying the right Stock in the Stock Market. And then managing it, then cashing it in later. They sport the packaging, but are empty inside.
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I studied the bible ascended to heaven and descended to hell returning to Earth to find and merge as ONE spirit with my Beloved Twin Flame Lover.

GOD came down and we merged spiritually as ONE spirit with GOD and ASCENDED each other "HOME" to GODS GOLDEN REALM KINGDOM of Infinite Love Bliss Happiness Forever!
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Obey the commandments and live your life accordingly.

To sum it up in a nutshell so to speak
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Believe in me and love

Or die 1000 deaths in hell
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It is because today's average Christian can only mindlessly babble about "How The Bible and Jesus Seem to Be."

And, "How Excited I Am Just To Know I Am Saved By Grace Because Paul Said I Am!"

For Chtistians today, their Christian faith is just another add-on for their busy lives. A matter of making a pragmatic choice, like buying the right Stock in the Stock Market. And then managing it, then cashing it in later. They sport the packaging, but are empty inside.
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Everything you need to reach the kingdom of God is within you, o human.
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For God so loved the world
that He gave His only begotten Son,
that whoever believes in Him
should not perish
but have everlasting life.

John 3:16
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One sentence.
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Do unto others as you have them do unto you, BECAUSE THEY ARE YOU

Forgiveness transmutes Karma.
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Now after John was arrested, Jesus came into Galilee, proclaiming the gospel of God, and saying, “The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand; repent and believe in the good news.”


First words of Christ in the first of the Gospels to be composed, Mark.
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hesright
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Love God with all your heart. Love thy neighbor as thyself.
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Love God with all your heart. Love thy neighbor as thyself.
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FTW-GLP11
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Now after John was arrested, Jesus came into Galilee, proclaiming the gospel of God, and saying, “The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand; repent and believe in the good news.”


First words of Christ in the first of the Gospels to be composed, Mark.
 Quoting: Adytum


You did not say what exactly is "the good news," because you cannot read English.
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IT's a very dense verse, the good news is "the time is fulfilled and the kingdoms of God is at hand"

But to unpack all that is in that one sentence requires a solid understanding of epic story of the OT and Yahweh's rescue plan for Humans.
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What is the true gospel message?
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Define "Gospel" WITHOUT using the word "gospel". Is there an english equivalent to the word "Gospel"?
 Quoting: Pilgrim001

My own words...

"Father God's plan to regather the peoples of all nations back to Him through Belief in the existence and teachings of His only begotten Son Jesus, who taught that through Repentence of sin and Faith / Belief in Him, that people would be forgiven their sins and alloewd entrance into a future Kingdom, where the Father woud dwell with them eternally."
 Quoting: Servant-of-the-LORD
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I can do it in 1:


Christ died for your sins, was buried and rose again the 3rd day.
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I can do it in one:

Love your Creator with all of your being, love all creation as you love yourself, and THEN discover the Kingdom within.

*

There! You have found your way out of this prison system and back to the "Father."
Love your Creator and love others, before self-preservation.
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It is because today's average Christian can only mindlessly babble about "How The Bible and Jesus Seem to Be."

And, "How Excited I Am Just To Know I Am Saved By Grace Because Paul Said I Am!"

For Chtistians today, their Christian faith is just another add-on for their busy lives. A matter of making a pragmatic choice, like buying the right Stock in the Stock Market. And then managing it, then cashing it in later. They sport the packaging, but are empty inside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76343671


judethe Why are you taking out your anger on us, we have done you no harm, but you are harming yourself by letting your anger eat you up.
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It's not even just the words but the deeds? How many things aren't written, or were and left out?
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Love god.

Love everyone around you.
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Re: Not One Christian In Here Can Summarize In Two Simple Sentences The Gospel of Jesus.
1. Do unto others, as you would have done unto yourself.

1. Love thy neighbor as thyself.
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that's a no brainer


Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
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Amazing how such beautiful sentiment can be derided
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1. Be cool.
2. Stay in school.
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Give a hoot.Don't pollute.
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