I was Cheneys driver, so i said hey Dick? He didnt like that nickname.

Hey Dick can i go in the bunker with you?

He said. NO!

You drive my saudi buds wherever they needs to go. Doubletime pay.

And lots of it.

I nose sumthin waz wrong. But i was a patriot and kept my mouth shut.

Them saudis were nice folk, big tippers. All in all Dick was good guy 2.