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So I got drunk and messaged an old crush

 
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So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
The next day she replied saying "hey how've you been? Let's meet for a coffee!"

The thing is I've put on a lot of weight, lost a lot of hair and I look terrible. I want to meet her but I don't have the confidence to meet her.

Idk what to do.
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09/11/2019 06:59 AM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
The next day she replied saying "hey how've you been? Let's meet for a coffee!"

The thing is I've put on a lot of weight, lost a lot of hair and I look terrible. I want to meet her but I don't have the confidence to meet her.

Idk what to do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77995471


You dumbass.

Suck it up buttercup
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09/11/2019 07:02 AM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
Put on some spanx, some hair in a can, and a little splash of Stetson. You got their tiger.
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09/11/2019 07:04 AM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
Postpone the meeting by 6 weeks and get to work. Rogaine, diet, and gym.

GO!!!
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09/11/2019 07:05 AM

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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
So did she. Boobookiss
A pissed off American veteran.
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09/11/2019 07:06 AM
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09/11/2019 07:08 AM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
So did she. :Boobookiss:
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shes lost weight and gotten cheekier little minx
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09/11/2019 07:09 AM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
Who cares
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09/11/2019 07:10 AM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
Hire a stand in representative, thats what the dark cabal occultists always do.
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09/11/2019 07:12 AM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
This is one reason I keep my numbers on paper, I can put them somewhere and will take me time to think about it before I get to them, not to mention it keeps my contacts safe from scammers who somehow get my contact list from apps I install.
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09/11/2019 07:13 AM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
Good thing women aren't as superficial as men! Or as the bozos here would have you believe. If she likes you, she could care less. If you act like an asshole to make up for it she will laugh in your face. Chose wisely.
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09/11/2019 07:37 AM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
First off, stop drinking. Secondly, who fuckin cares?
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09/11/2019 07:44 AM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
Asshole..posting this shit....
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09/11/2019 06:13 PM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
The next day she replied saying "hey how've you been? Let's meet for a coffee!"

The thing is I've put on a lot of weight, lost a lot of hair and I look terrible. I want to meet her but I don't have the confidence to meet her.

Idk what to do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77995471


Buy a man girdle

Go to a gay hairdresser and ask them to style u to impress her

There’s a hair powder u can buy that fills in any balding and makes u look younger, ask about that

Have confidence

Think positive - believe in ur heart and mind that u are good looking and that she is attracted to you

Sometimes in life, love really does conquer all

Good Luck!
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09/11/2019 06:22 PM

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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
So did she. Boobookiss
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


cruiser
:kkwapper:
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09/11/2019 06:24 PM

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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
So did she. Boobookiss
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


cruiser
 Quoting: KipKat


cruisin hahaha
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09/11/2019 06:30 PM
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Asshole..posting this shit....
 Quoting: Kilroywashere 77135649


THIS
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09/11/2019 06:31 PM

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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
The next day she replied saying "hey how've you been? Let's meet for a coffee!"

The thing is I've put on a lot of weight, lost a lot of hair and I look terrible. I want to meet her but I don't have the confidence to meet her.

Idk what to do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77995471


You serious? I thought all men aged like fine wine.
"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them." ~Dreams for an Insomniac

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jj johns

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09/11/2019 06:32 PM

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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
she's an ex, right?
don't sort through the trash you threw away.

even if you're a larp
lock her up! (and barry too). we're still waiting...

TRUMP 2020!
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09/11/2019 06:37 PM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
that's a good thing these days
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09/11/2019 06:39 PM

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Dear Diary...
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09/11/2019 06:42 PM

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I know how the internet works, but ffs this shit spam is front page after a live press release with dave???

Have you incels gave up on reality???

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09/11/2019 06:52 PM

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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
The next day she replied saying "hey how've you been? Let's meet for a coffee!"

The thing is I've put on a lot of weight, lost a lot of hair and I look terrible. I want to meet her but I don't have the confidence to meet her.

Idk what to do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77995471


You serious? I thought all men aged like fine wine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


lol
Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you ,including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!
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09/11/2019 06:54 PM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
Dude,

just go meet her, what have you got too lose except a long dry spell of No Poonyatta?
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09/11/2019 06:56 PM

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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
The next day she replied saying "hey how've you been? Let's meet for a coffee!"

The thing is I've put on a lot of weight, lost a lot of hair and I look terrible. I want to meet her but I don't have the confidence to meet her.

Idk what to do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77995471


You serious? I thought all men aged like fine wine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


lmao
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09/11/2019 06:56 PM

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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
Dude,

just go meet her, what have you got too lose except a long dry spell of No Poonyatta?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27894773


this3
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09/11/2019 06:57 PM

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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
The next day she replied saying "hey how've you been? Let's meet for a coffee!"

The thing is I've put on a lot of weight, lost a lot of hair and I look terrible. I want to meet her but I don't have the confidence to meet her.

Idk what to do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77995471


Text her and tell her your ugly as fuck and have a testosterone deficiency that turned you into a pussy.

doitdoit

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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
Dude,

just go meet her, what have you got too lose except a long dry spell of No Poonyatta?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27894773


this3
 Quoting: Fractals


He has a lot to lose. lol Next thread will be about how superficial women are and how upset he is because she wasn't into him once she saw him.
"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them." ~Dreams for an Insomniac

"And if I say I love you, then I love you." [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
The next day she replied saying "hey how've you been? Let's meet for a coffee!"

The thing is I've put on a lot of weight, lost a lot of hair and I look terrible. I want to meet her but I don't have the confidence to meet her.

Idk what to do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77995471


Text her and tell her your ugly as fuck and have a testosterone deficiency that turned you into a pussy.

doitdoit
 Quoting: Chip


If she's into whips and chains, etc., she may like this. There could be hope after all, OP.
"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them." ~Dreams for an Insomniac

"And if I say I love you, then I love you." [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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09/11/2019 07:00 PM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
So did she.

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Ya beat me to it 1rof1

Last Edited by Mental Case on 09/11/2019 07:00 PM
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Re: So I got drunk and messaged an old crush
Dude,

just go meet her, what have you got too lose except a long dry spell of No Poonyatta?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27894773


this3
 Quoting: Fractals


He has a lot to lose. lol Next thread will be about how superficial women are and how upset he is because she wasn't into him once she saw him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


chuckle





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