Just came out of my bunker

Go back in. Quick.

So did everyone else...

Onset of Nuclear winter

2037, Melania Trump is President.

The Democratic party went down when most of their leaders were hung or jailed.
America has been made great again.
You should check in with the Dept. of MAGA you should have quite a check waiting for you.

Wear shades! The future is freakin bright!

It's 2019. A lot may have changed for you ... including GLP. Here's one new enhancement.

zeds ded baby, zeds ded

Can’t wait to drink a zima

Omg that would be so cool.

You've been down there for a while, haven't you?

They stopped making Zima in 2008, during Hilary Clinton's first year in office ... the same year she was awarded her first Nobel Prize for Honesty in Politics.

No Zima?!?

DOOM ON

Did you stash some Aunt Jemima syrup? It's gotten too watery over the years.

Mrs. Buttersworth FOR LIFE

If you are gonna die of diabetes,do it in style!

I've heard that you can still get the original and Zima Gold in Japan. They produce it there to protest President Hilary Clinton's exorbitant tariff's on all Japanese imports.

BTW, she's in her 3rd term now. Yes; she spearheaded a movement to repeal the 22nd Amendment. 57 Senators had planned to oppose ratification. But, every single one of them committed suicide on the eve of the big vote.

When her VP, Huma Abedin, committed suicide the day after announcing her tell-all autobiography, Hilary appointed Bill as the new VP.

Oddly, no one has seen him in two months. Rumors are that he hired a prostitute one night and then offed himself overcome with guilt because he loved the gorgeous, soft-spoken Hilary so much.

1947


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Mrs. Butterworth was created by bootleggers bootleggin.

Zima? Lol! I take it your dogs were turned into food...

Op.
Time stopped! and go watch Mandala Effect videos on Youtube

We're in a temporal loop prone to episodic glitches due to the dynamic entropy of endless quantum repetition. It also impacts neural communication in the hippocampus.

Go back!

The world is ruled by a secret pedophile-cannibal gang led by Hillary Clinton and her sapphic sweetheart Huma Abedin. Missing kids end up in their torture chamber and when the meat is tenderized, the cannibals feast on it. A tv reality show star Donald Trump was elected as the figurehead leader and no matter how hard he tries to fuck up, so that he could leave office, hordes of moron voters just cheer louder.

The world is FUBAR. Your bunker is a great place to live in.

It's 50+ years of shame
since the tribe whacked jfk
for forcing their nuke hand

It's 2012. You're not too late...

Have a White Claw!

What an imagination you have