My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week..... | |
christian
Suited up and Armored in Christ! User ID: 77937463 United States 09/14/2019 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is strange today is the the special little kiddies do not do the work that every kid I knew did growing up... Quoting: christian Mom's and grandmas' did ALL the shopping, cooking and for the most part all the fluff and fold...No kid ever was in wrinkled clothes going to school... Dad was the major breadwinner and was the Chief Director of the family.....So if Mom said get out their and take out the trash, mow the lawn, sweep, rake and you said yeah, yeah, yeah, I will in a few minutes... Chief Director stepped in! Oh, I never even considered talking back to my parents when young.... hear hear to that! All they had to do is look at you in that certain way!~ Susie For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.....Matthew 6:21 There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens: Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
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cosmicgypsy
(OP) User ID: 74619032 United States 09/14/2019 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is strange today is the the special little kiddies do not do the work that every kid I knew did growing up... Quoting: christian Mom's and grandmas' did ALL the shopping, cooking and for the most part all the fluff and fold...No kid ever was in wrinkled clothes going to school... Dad was the major breadwinner and was the Chief Director of the family.....So if Mom said get out their and take out the trash, mow the lawn, sweep, rake and you said yeah, yeah, yeah, I will in a few minutes... Chief Director stepped in! Oh, I never even considered talking back to my parents when young.... hear hear to that! All they had to do is look at you in that certain way!~ Yes, my dad's glare....scary stuff, that. I really didn't see it much, because again, I didn't even think of sassing my parents, or any adult. I swear, the first thing my dad said to me after being born had to of been, "Yes, sir/ma'am and No, sir/ma'am....and don't forget thank you and please. Now you can go live." I just didn't know that sassing existed. I was raised by southern parents, very strict. Aaaand, that's probably why I am exactly like I am today, mostly a rebel.... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
cosmicgypsy
(OP) User ID: 74619032 United States 09/14/2019 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When my wife is gone, there's zero mess to clean up. I'm a very simple guy and make no mess. I use one plate at a time and clean it up. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77831020 I was going to say "Marry me?", but you're already taken.... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Doc User ID: 77994143 United States 09/14/2019 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just bang an OCD or Mexican woman while she is gone and the house will sparkle. I never saw a woman take the labels off the appliances to clean under them. And they do like to wear nothing but the gloves and an apron while clean. |
Louis in Richmond
That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 72831940 United States 09/14/2019 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've just put a second load of laundry in the washer, fed the outside cat and brought the indoor / outdoor cats back in and fed them too. What is wrong with me?!?!?!?! Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
cosmicgypsy
(OP) User ID: 74619032 United States 09/14/2019 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am so doing this all wrong, all so very wrong!! Quoting: Louis in Richmond I've just put a second load of laundry in the washer, fed the outside cat and brought the indoor / outdoor cats back in and fed them too. What is wrong with me?!?!?!?! You're doing it right, Louis.... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Louis in Richmond
That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 72831940 United States 09/14/2019 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am so doing this all wrong, all so very wrong!! Quoting: Louis in Richmond I've just put a second load of laundry in the washer, fed the outside cat and brought the indoor / outdoor cats back in and fed them too. What is wrong with me?!?!?!?! You're doing it right, Louis.... Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
Eggcellently Deplorable
Re-Instate Smith-Mundt! User ID: 77961993 United States 09/14/2019 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She knows Quoting: Timur2020 She will be relieved it is not worse Part of it is like when you leave the dog too long and it tears up a shoe. Momma left. Groo angry. Poo in house! And if you REALLY want to smooth things over with her, pick ONE room - - the kitchen, the bathroom, the laundry room, and really clean it from top to bottom so that it sparkles. I'd suggest the bathroom if you can't decide, because 99 out of 100 women will tell you that cleaning the bathroom is their most hated chore. Scrub the sink, the tub/shower, the TOILET, Windex the mirror and the light fixture above the sink, put a new roll of paper in the holder, mop the floor, shake the rugs, even wash the little window and the ledge under it. If you have access to flowers, put a vase full on one end of the counter. When she gets home, and you can see that she's gathering her breath in order to start shrieking, say "Honey, I cleaned the bathroom." She'll roll her eyes but she'll HAVE to go and look, and she'll be so impressed with how it SPARKLES that she'll think it took you two or three days to do that good of a job! Don't disavow her of that concept, just say something like "I was going to do the kitchen next but I ran out of time." That will sound like the truth, because it is the truth. And even though she may still be annoyed about the condition of the rest of the house, she'll be a lot easier to get along with in the days to come! ETA: Or, you could just try blaming it on the Russians. Last Edited by Eggcellently Deplorable on 09/14/2019 07:41 PM "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12 |
WHEEZY
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cosmicgypsy
(OP) User ID: 74619032 United States 09/14/2019 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can picture her in the White House during Clinton's time trying to clean the President's desk while he was still sitting there taking it all in. and guess who walks in.. The old stinky cunt..... Did you know I can't stand that woman?.... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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WHEEZY
User ID: 77991492 United States 09/14/2019 07:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am so doing this all wrong, all so very wrong!! Quoting: Louis in Richmond I've just put a second load of laundry in the washer, fed the outside cat and brought the indoor / outdoor cats back in and fed them too. What is wrong with me?!?!?!?! You're doing it right, Louis.... I know, I know what is wrong..lol...if you have a dog you forgot to bring him in, the poor thing. But then again, I understand..this is one of the cats. FOUR TERMS FOR OUR PRESIDENT! |
Eggcellently Deplorable
Re-Instate Smith-Mundt! User ID: 77961993 United States 09/14/2019 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Friends and myself have gone over and helped clean someone's house in similar situation. We lol like maniacs and made the place shine. He was happy she was amazed and we had a good time. Quoting: anonimalle One of the best birthday presents that my hubby ever gave me was, he paid a friend of ours to come in shortly after I left for work in the morning and spend all day cleaning the house. She cleaned homes for a living, so she had all the equipment and magic elixers to make it sparkle. We both left for work at the same time, but he circled back around the block to leave the back door unlocked for her. I'd been sort of bummed out all day because of having to work on my birthday, but when I got home the house even SMELLED clean, and there was a birthday card from him propped up on the shiny clean kitchen counter. Birthdays come and go, but that is one which I'll never forget! "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12 |
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WHEEZY
User ID: 77991492 United States 09/14/2019 07:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can picture her in the White House during Clinton's time trying to clean the President's desk while he was still sitting there taking it all in. and guess who walks in.. The old stinky cunt..... Did you know I can't stand that woman?.... FOUR TERMS FOR OUR PRESIDENT! |
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cosmicgypsy
(OP) User ID: 74619032 United States 09/14/2019 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have 3 daughters dont pretend to preach to me about the cleanliness of women I've met some TERRIBLE female housekeepers. One was RANK. Being a slob knows no bounds! This thread was really about getting my "revenge" on Monzsta....we've been making fun of one another, ya know?....harhar, good CLEAN fun.... I really didn't intend for it to be taken so seriously.... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
cosmicgypsy
(OP) User ID: 74619032 United States 09/14/2019 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hit the button on the roomba, it backed up turned around and took one look at the floor. A red circle came on and it went right back on the dock like "fuck that". Quoting: Monzsta I'm screwed. But I didn't do it.... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Mental Case
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Deplorable Zenobia
User ID: 1392717 United States 09/14/2019 08:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have been unplugged since this a.m., so just checkin' back here and damn if you people don't make me spew my alcohol and damn near pee my pants w/ y'all's posts here! Kudos to you CosmicGypsy, for IMHO this is the best thread here at the cyber bar this evening. This sort of thing usually evolves to a crowd bet as to if dude lives to see next day when wife comes home. Thx for kicking my wkend in high gear w/ some big belly LOLs. And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
cosmicgypsy
(OP) User ID: 74619032 United States 09/14/2019 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have been unplugged since this a.m., so just checkin' back here and damn if you people don't make me spew my alcohol and damn near pee my pants w/ y'all's posts here! Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia Kudos to you CosmicGypsy, for IMHO this is the best thread here at the cyber bar this evening. This sort of thing usually evolves to a crowd bet as to if dude lives to see next day when wife comes home. Thx for kicking my wkend in high gear w/ some big belly LOLs. You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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Ricky M
Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 71504938 United States 09/14/2019 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ....poor guy is probably scrubbing and scrubbing like a scullery maid. Quoting: cosmicgypsy My imagination runs wild.... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] And before any of you freak out, that's a guy who's a comedian. Please don't turn this into a tranny bashing thread. Lol Chris is brilliant. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
cosmicgypsy
(OP) User ID: 74619032 United States 09/14/2019 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Friends and myself have gone over and helped clean someone's house in similar situation. We lol like maniacs and made the place shine. He was happy she was amazed and we had a good time. Quoting: anonimalle One of the best birthday presents that my hubby ever gave me was, he paid a friend of ours to come in shortly after I left for work in the morning and spend all day cleaning the house. She cleaned homes for a living, so she had all the equipment and magic elixers to make it sparkle. We both left for work at the same time, but he circled back around the block to leave the back door unlocked for her. I'd been sort of bummed out all day because of having to work on my birthday, but when I got home the house even SMELLED clean, and there was a birthday card from him propped up on the shiny clean kitchen counter. Birthdays come and go, but that is one which I'll never forget! You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Remedial_Rebel
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Paranoiaaaaa
Butters User ID: 77184268 United States 09/14/2019 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hit the button on the roomba, it backed up turned around and took one look at the floor. A red circle came on and it went right back on the dock like "fuck that". Quoting: Monzsta I'm screwed. "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Fox Mulder - The X-Files "Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon |
Katipo2017
User ID: 78002467 New Zealand 09/14/2019 09:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hit the button on the roomba, it backed up turned around and took one look at the floor. A red circle came on and it went right back on the dock like "fuck that". Quoting: Monzsta I'm screwed. This sort of thing will become a regular occurrence as machines are given more intelligence. Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional. |
Ricky M
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