Of course you're going to say I cared enough to click on the
thread and post in it,

but the fact of the matter is that I just can't bring myself
to give half a red rat's ass.

It just feels so damn good to not give 1 single nor a quarter
nor a tenth nor a hundredth of a f**k, that I have to tell you about it.

What is it called, when you care so little, that it actually
goes below zero?