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These "men" that ride bicycles and wear speedos

 
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These "men" that ride bicycles and wear speedos
It's a constant problem where I live. These beta males riding their 1000 dollar bicycles with their cute little helmets get in the way and prevent people that actually have to work from getting to work or getting home to their families in the evening.
These assholes usually are going to very rich neighborhoods. I know because it's constant where I live. There's a very wealthy neighborhood right down the road and it never fails they are going there.

Well today one of them had the nerve to yell "dumbass"at me. I turned around very quickly in my Ram truck and went to confront him. I really wanted to run him over but I know I can't do that. He pulled into his rich neighborhood and was taking his leotard off before I could see which house he lived in. His fitness is more important than working class people that want to take care of their families. Peons must wait. We are riding our bikes in our cute skin tight shorts.
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I agree it’s annoying in my area they have lanes but still ride in the middle of the road, on pavements and go through red traffic lights. They also have helemet cams. Try and avoid them OP I think they have mental health issues
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I agree it’s annoying in my area they have lanes but still ride in the middle of the road, on pavements and go through red traffic lights. They also have helemet cams. Try and avoid them OP I think they have mental health issues
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Very good advice. They almost have to have mental health issues to feel as entitled as they do.
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09/20/2019 02:43 AM
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OP, you need to get off your ass and go get some exercise.

You're a road rager. Look in the mirror and accept it.

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09/20/2019 02:46 AM
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Yea the ones that ride in the street are absolute fucktards. The other day a bird here finally killed one, that bird is world famous now. Turns out the “cyclist” was a former school principal. Magpie high fives across the country!

[link to www.abc.net.au (secure)]

“A 76-year-old man riding a bicycle has died after riding off a path while trying to avoid a swooping magpie and colliding with a fence post.

The incident occurred about 8.15am yesterday at Woonona, just north of Wollongong, with the man dying from serious head injuries.”
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Lance Armstrong ruined bike riding.

It used to be my favorite form of exercise. Then suddenly everyone that was on a bike was wearing gay fluorescent spandex.

Those who weren't wearing gay spandex were riding mountain bikes.

Now anyone who rides any kind of bike wears the requisite gay spandex.

So I no longer ride a bike.
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Lance Armstrong ruined bike riding.

It used to be my favorite form of exercise. Then suddenly everyone that was on a bike was wearing gay fluorescent spandex.

Those who weren't wearing gay spandex were riding mountain bikes.

Now anyone who rides any kind of bike wears the requisite gay spandex.

So I no longer ride a bike.
 Quoting: Boaty


Can't ride without the costume.
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Re: These "men" that ride bicycles and wear speedos
Lance Armstrong ruined bike riding.

It used to be my favorite form of exercise. Then suddenly everyone that was on a bike was wearing gay fluorescent spandex.

Those who weren't wearing gay spandex were riding mountain bikes.

Now anyone who rides any kind of bike wears the requisite gay spandex.

So I no longer ride a bike.
 Quoting: Boaty


Can't ride without the costume.
 Quoting: Copperhead


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Yea the ones that ride in the street are absolute fucktards. The other day a bird here finally killed one, that bird is world famous now. Turns out the “cyclist” was a former school principal. Magpie high fives across the country!

[link to www.abc.net.au (secure)]

“A 76-year-old man riding a bicycle has died after riding off a path while trying to avoid a swooping magpie and colliding with a fence post.

The incident occurred about 8.15am yesterday at Woonona, just north of Wollongong, with the man dying from serious head injuries.”
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


There aren't even bike lanes where I live. I live in a small southern town. About 30k people. So they just ride in the middle of the road blocking traffic. It's usually at 8 am or 5pm. They won't budge an inch. They are always rich assholes as a general rule. Other people don't have time to do that around here. They have to get to work. These guys could care less.
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09/20/2019 03:00 AM
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Sounds like you want to date that dude. Stop stalking people. Nobody cares about your truck either.
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Sounds like you want to date that dude. Stop stalking people. Nobody cares about your truck either.
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Sounds like you want to date that dude. Stop stalking people. Nobody cares about your truck either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73686849


Just be quiet. I don't have time to fuck with people like you. Certain people will just never get it.
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They're onaby Lance Armstrong dicks. Around here, they want to ride right on the shoulder, no bike lanes here, riding over hills and blind corners.I've had to lock up all fours to avoid hitting these assholes.

I have no doubt there will be negative responses from the biker groups that say they have equal rights to the road, and that's fine, pay the same license fees and liability insurance we pay as well, and to add to that the Michigan catastrophic claims rates we pay.
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Riding a bike or motorcycle these days is a bad idea. Super dangerous with all the crazy drivers on the road.

So, in some ways, these bicyclists may be suicidal to a degree.
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They're onaby Lance Armstrong dicks. Around here, they want to ride right on the shoulder, no bike lanes here, riding over hills and blind corners.I've had to lock up all fours to avoid hitting these assholes.

I have no doubt there will be negative responses from the biker groups that say they have equal rights to the road, and that's fine, pay the same license fees and liability insurance we pay as well, and to add to that the Michigan catastrophic claims rates we pay.
 Quoting: Sodbuster


Yeah. They are complete cocksuckers around here. They pay taxes too will be their argument. I don't care. I have to get to work. I don't wear spandex to my job either. These people have tons of spare time. If you want to ride a bike for exercise why not buy a mountain bike and go trail riding instead of hindering people that are trying to make a living.
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09/20/2019 03:32 AM
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You guys ain't seen nothing yet. Try being a pedestrian walking anywhere near their perfectly bike lanes. Good gracious. They are crazy. Pedestrians have no right to get in their way on a sidewalk when they need it for a passing lane, a fast lane or a turning lane. And they will not stop at crosswalks for peds. But, they will drive in crosswalks in order to get to the bike lane. Absolutely insane.
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You guys ain't seen nothing yet. Try being a pedestrian walking anywhere near their perfectly bike lanes. Good gracious. They are crazy. Pedestrians have no right to get in their way on a sidewalk when they need it for a passing lane, a fast lane or a turning lane. And they will not stop at crosswalks for peds. But, they will drive in crosswalks in order to get to the bike lane. Absolutely insane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22169123


So are they usually people that are well off where you live as well? There needs to be more youtube videos of these people getting knocked off their bikes. That would be popular content but it wouldn't meet the youtube guidelines sadly. They really are the most arrogant group of people I've encountered. Everyone should put their lives on hold for them.
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It's a constant problem where I live. These beta males riding their 1000 dollar bicycles with their cute little helmets get in the way and prevent people that actually have to work from getting to work or getting home to their families in the evening.
These assholes usually are going to very rich neighborhoods. I know because it's constant where I live. There's a very wealthy neighborhood right down the road and it never fails they are going there.

Well today one of them had the nerve to yell "dumbass"at me. I turned around very quickly in my Ram truck and went to confront him. I really wanted to run him over but I know I can't do that. He pulled into his rich neighborhood and was taking his leotard off before I could see which house he lived in. His fitness is more important than working class people that want to take care of their families. Peons must wait. We are riding our bikes in our cute skin tight shorts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77804159


They must have raisin testicles because I can't sit on a bike seat for 30 seconds without mine getting crushed.
They're definitely mentally ill and annoying.
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09/20/2019 04:03 AM
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Sounds like you want to date that dude. Stop stalking people. Nobody cares about your truck either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73686849


Sounds like you want to date that dude. Stop stalking people. Nobody cares about your truck either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73686849


Just be quiet. I don't have time to fuck with people like you. Certain people will just never get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77804159


And you KNOW that all bikers are f-ggots don’t you?


You do right?
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Sounds like you want to date that dude. Stop stalking people. Nobody cares about your truck either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73686849


Sounds like you want to date that dude. Stop stalking people. Nobody cares about your truck either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73686849


Just be quiet. I don't have time to fuck with people like you. Certain people will just never get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77804159


And you KNOW that all bikers are f-ggots don’t you?


You do right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73686849


Yes, and we KNOW you are a bike rider so I'll let you figure out the logical conclusion.
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Re: These "men" that ride bicycles and wear speedos
It's a constant problem where I live. These beta males riding their 1000 dollar bicycles with their cute little helmets get in the way and prevent people that actually have to work from getting to work or getting home to their families in the evening.
These assholes usually are going to very rich neighborhoods. I know because it's constant where I live. There's a very wealthy neighborhood right down the road and it never fails they are going there.

Well today one of them had the nerve to yell "dumbass"at me. I turned around very quickly in my Ram truck and went to confront him. I really wanted to run him over but I know I can't do that. He pulled into his rich neighborhood and was taking his leotard off before I could see which house he lived in. His fitness is more important than working class people that want to take care of their families. Peons must wait. We are riding our bikes in our cute skin tight shorts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77804159


They must have raisin testicles because I can't sit on a bike seat for 30 seconds without mine getting crushed.
They're definitely mentally ill and annoying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76461169


Lol so true. I got extremely mad when this guy yelled "dumbass" when I went around him trying to get home after a long day's work while he was hogging the entire lane with three of his buddies in bright yellow spandex. I really wanted to show him who was a dumbass but I maintained control somehow.
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Sounds like you want to date that dude. Stop stalking people. Nobody cares about your truck either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73686849


Sounds like you want to date that dude. Stop stalking people. Nobody cares about your truck either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73686849


Just be quiet. I don't have time to fuck with people like you. Certain people will just never get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77804159


And you KNOW that all bikers are f-ggots don’t you?


You do right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73686849


Yes, and we KNOW you are a bike rider so I'll let you figure out the logical conclusion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76461169


Go to bed son. Before I spank your ass. Don't be an idiot on glp.
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Just be quiet. I don't have time to fuck with people like you. Certain people will just never get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77804159


And you KNOW that all bikers are f-ggots don’t you?


You do right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73686849


Yes, and we KNOW you are a bike rider so I'll let you figure out the logical conclusion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76461169


Go to bed son. Before I spank your ass. Don't be an idiot on glp.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77804159


What? Wrong guy.
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Two words.

TRAIN HORN.

Trust me on this.
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Just be quiet. I don't have time to fuck with people like you. Certain people will just never get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77804159


And you KNOW that all bikers are f-ggots don’t you?


You do right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73686849


Yes, and we KNOW you are a bike rider so I'll let you figure out the logical conclusion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76461169


Go to bed son. Before I spank your ass. Don't be an idiot on glp.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77804159


Lol I'm sorry. I meant that for that guy that said that. My apologies.
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Two words.

TRAIN HORN.

Trust me on this.
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VERY Good Idea. I like it alot. Gonna do it.
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Re: These "men" that ride bicycles and wear speedos
Yea the ones that ride in the street are absolute fucktards. The other day a bird here finally killed one, that bird is world famous now. Turns out the “cyclist” was a former school principal. Magpie high fives across the country!

[link to www.abc.net.au (secure)]

“A 76-year-old man riding a bicycle has died after riding off a path while trying to avoid a swooping magpie and colliding with a fence post.

The incident occurred about 8.15am yesterday at Woonona, just north of Wollongong, with the man dying from serious head injuries.”
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


I used to live in Corrimal and have been to that spot in Woonona howboutu do you live here in the Illawarra or have you ever?
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Re: These "men" that ride bicycles and wear speedos
Yea the ones that ride in the street are absolute fucktards. The other day a bird here finally killed one, that bird is world famous now. Turns out the “cyclist” was a former school principal. Magpie high fives across the country!

[link to www.abc.net.au (secure)]

“A 76-year-old man riding a bicycle has died after riding off a path while trying to avoid a swooping magpie and colliding with a fence post.

The incident occurred about 8.15am yesterday at Woonona, just north of Wollongong, with the man dying from serious head injuries.”
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan

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Just honk very loud with 200 db or so.Think boat size.
That will teach'em some respect.
chuckle
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Just honk very loud with 200 db or so.Think boat size.
That will teach'em some respect.
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rofl
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Re: These "men" that ride bicycles and wear speedos
my uncle says his friend got held up by a school bus. so he beeped the horn on his dodge ram real loud. that'll learn them schoolbuses for being so slow!
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my uncle says his friend got held up by a school bus. so he beeped the horn on his dodge ram real loud. that'll learn them schoolbuses for being so slow!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77993861


Quit being stupid. Please. We are talking about installing a train horn inside the truck. It's very easy to do. Look it up on YouTube. It's a very fucking loud horn. Think trains or ships?





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