Don't Tread on Me........BUMP!

Thank you, Adorable Littlepixie....I had a Cry of Loveliness....

Thank you for your kindness Adorablelittlepixie

I was asleep by that time you posted that, but upon arriving home I took off my shoes and lie down on the sofa with my head in the Mrs.' lap.

I eventually calmed down, it had just become a little too stressful yesterday. Now I have a calm start to my day, thanks to you!

Have a wonderful evening.

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and the first song this Littlepixie thought of when I read you had a cry Cosmicgypsy was:



and to get the Friday night get together started:

Louis: You're welcome as I am happy to be of assistance.

So good. Thank you!

^^^ me ^^^

It’s late...lol

in 25 minutes (3:15 am here Pacific) the next world cup rugby match is on so I'm staying up since I napped all evening to stay up for the last one (Australia lost to England in knockout round...done)...so what the heck

Well her day at the river turned to a mess. She fell climbing in the back of the truck and spent the evening at the hospital from getting cut and needing stitches.

She'll be home tomorrow.

So much for a weekend with her.

Wow, bad luck, sorry to hear bro.

Jeebus.....

Wishing I could wrap Mrs Louis in a protective layer of bubble wrap, the extra big bubble kind.

If I wasn't thousands of miles away across the ocean, I would be there in an instant to help you both.

My movie suggestion, another one of my all time favorites: Ladyhawke: staring, Matthew Broderick and Michelle Pfeiffer

For Mrs Louis with

for you both.

Last Edited by AdorableLittlepixie on 10/20/2019 12:21 AM

Thank you; I believe she has seen that one too!

We've been watching The Curse of Oak Island for the past few weeks, I've got the DVR downloading every episode.

I believe it is on SBS in Australia.

I haven't been on here much since this weekend. She has a colonoscopy scheduled for Thursday. I'll take a laptop with me and stay in touch while I wait.

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 10/22/2019 12:32 PM

With the biggest giggle I post this because I'm:



in this thread that's me laughing my head off.

You're not alone in the thread, lovey. I've been busy with work and life. Thank you so much for contributing here, even when you feel it's only you.

My healing heart and love to all youse guyses....




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Thank you CG,
I hope you can put your feet up and relax.
I was just being a bit cheeky and wanting to cause a giggle/smile if Mr & Mrs Louis get to visit here today.



for everyone that needs a little extra today.

Hello everyone. I'm happy to say hello and be on here a few minutes while I'm on hold on a call. The Mrs. is still recovering and needs to see another doctor for further possible surgery on her innards.


We had a minor flood (twenty bath towels worth) from the water line to the toilet tank getting cracked, likely from the Mrs. rushing to the restroom as the colon purge stuff worked.


A coworker emailed this to me today regarding that...

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...

12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends.

It's supposed to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything grape in their life. You are already regretting this decision.

12:06 pm: You deep throat a cupcake like you've been saving it for the apocalypse because let's face it...that time is here. It's going to turn to liquid form before it even clears your throat but you don't care. All is right in the world at this moment. Hold on to that. You're about to enter a very dark period in your life.

12:37 pm: First sign of life. The pressure is growing. You already have 5 lbs of impacted shit in your colon and you basically just drank the "safe for humans" version of Drano. You feel a poop coming on finally. You think it's time. You're wrong. You get a little snake turd as a teaser.

Take note...this is the last semi-solid thing you will see leaving your body for the next 24 hours.

12:57 pm: That little science experiment you got cooking is about to reach it's boiling point. Your stomach is angry now. It hates you...you can feel it. You have exactly .3 seconds to make it to the nearest toilet but you can't run... NEVER run! You pray to god there is enough elasticity in your butthole to keep the gates closed 5 more steps as you start to preemptively undo your pants to save valuable time. Almost there. 3...2...1...

12:58 pm: Sweet Mary, mother of God...is this real life? Your cheeks barely hit the seat and all hell breaks loose. The shit/ water mixture you've just created comes out with such force that it actually sprays the back of the toilet bowl at a 45 degree angle thus deflecting it in every direction but down.

Is that blood?

False alarm.

That's just the remnants of a cherry pie you ate at Thanksgiving...when you were 5. The smell is horrid...the sound is frightening. You try to clench what’s left of your asshole to soften the blow but it's not working. The whole house just heard your liquid shit fart as it gurgled out of your ass.

1:06 pm- 8:30 pm: Everything's a blur. You have shit out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800's, and your asshole now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it.

You're now curled up in the bathtub ugly crying because you have to remain within arm's reach of the toilet at all times. You have the poop sweats.

You meet Jesus.

8:37 pm: Your family will never be able to unsee the things they've seen in the last 8 hours.

You're broken.

Your asshole's broken.

Your spirit's broken.

Life as you know it will never be the same. But...tomorrow's a new day. You're going to wake up, throw on the only remaining pair of underwear you have that doesn't have a shit stain on it, and you're going to run up to Target with the last shred of dignity you have left...and buy yourself a new toilet brush. You've earned it.

-unknown


And I thought always being hopeful for humanity while always trying to make things right, and trying it 1,000 different ways was summed up quite succinctly in this clip from one of my favorite shows, The Good Place...


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Poor Mrs Louis having to go through all of that.

It reminded me of a similar episode from many years ago, you get the same effect/outcome when you do a yogic saltwater cleanse. You just don't want to leave the bathroom. It's not at all funny having Niagara falls escape from your bottom.

If Mrs Louis is feeling like a wire brush has just been through her system I would suggest "slippery elm" capsules as they will help put a protective lining on her insides. A great product to have/take if you ever get a dose of food poisoning from a restaurant/takeaways. I would also suggest "acidophylus capsules" to help boost her gut flora.

As always, please do a little research to check that the items suggested won't clash with any medications that are being taken.

Here's wishing you both a restful weekend to recover.

For all the Pixies and Bits on this thread


Cheers, Uncle Hexy :)

::pffft-spitsmoke:

Louis needs one of these...

I'm actually having an Italian Panini Sandwich for breakfast today Lance!

Jeebus, Louis....your AV......

I've been wondering how my friends are as I got caught in a "no posting ban" for a few days with absolutely no idea why.

So here's a lovely song for you all.

Odd story but it is an odd thread. Loreena came to the house I was growing magic mushrooms in. It was her ******* players house, and I showed the actor who played the werewolf in the Werewolf from London all the little buttons popping up. I'm not sure if she went to the basement to view, but I did have a glass of wine with her.

I'm at the cat meme.

Lance and AdorableLittlePixie.

I must apologize for my absence from the thread for days. The Mrs. fell climbing in the truck bed at the river and tore a really large piece of skin from her arm down to the muscle last week and wound up going to the hospital in an ambulance. She is recovering, and will be healing for months. I've had to take her to hospital appointments. She went back this morning to visit her friends at their river home. She'll be back in the morning so I may drive to work.

I was in the weirdest and most difficult class I have ever taken this week too.

I learned how to manage Microsoft's cloud which included how to how to manipulate web search results in Bing--how to 'bury' search topics, how to 'elevate' search topics, and access anything anyone has stored in their cloud.

Weird experience and about ten hours each day in the class.

I'm so looking forward to the weekend.

Cosmicgypsy I hope to see you here again soon.

The storm is heavy over us now, with high winds and 2 inches per hour rainfall.

Glad to see you Louis and thank you for the update.

What a mind bender, 10hr stints to learn about stuff way above my pay grade. Giggles to self because, the whole AI/computer technology stuff is way beyond what my wee brain can understand/cope with.

Well done.

In other words, you've found yourself a pupil within a class headmastered by Indra, tasked to silence the dissonance within mankind speaking against the deified notion of what constitutes prosperity and happiness as dictated by international disincarnate corporate entities.

Makes me glad I've never used Bing in my life.