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WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it

 
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Just slam her head into a wall a few times and let her walk it off. She'll be ok.
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No actually I wouldn’t. Because I’m not a whiny little bitch. I would brush my teeth and move on with my life being a little grossed out like most normal
People. That won’t let a single event define the rest of their life
 Quoting: Geraldgar


Sure. Tell yourself that. Have you seen the scenes in the Hannibal Lecter-movie/series where the guests are served human meat? Later they find out. Reactions are more realistic in the theater than what you're trying to falsely portray. rex
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enjoy your cabbage...

:citz_asb:
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Learn to read. I'm not a vegan. Oh, and I had cabbage and lamb stew yesterday. It was delicious. I would never let a vegan taste it though, it's disgusting to them. Because I can handle more than half a thought going through my mind at once. Contrary to the circle-jerk in here. wink
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
Oh noes! Probably a good idea to steer clear of Greggs from now on then!

PS Nobody really cares.
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
[snip]

A vegan woman has been left "traumatised for life" after she was served a sausage roll with meat in it.

British vegan Sharleen Ndungu bought the snack from UK bakery chain Greggs which launched a vegan sausage roll earlier this year.

In the video above: Plant-based burgers may not be as healthy as they seem.

Ndungu only realised the mix up when she bit into the pastry and tasted real meat - and she says her body went haywire.

The 20-year-old says she "burst into tears" when it dawned on her she had been given two pork sausage rolls instead of the vegan ones.

"I haven’t had meat in two years. My belly started hurting and my heart started going crazy," she said.

"I was panicking because that only happens when I consume meat – this doesn’t happen when I have other food.

"I’m traumatised for life now – I’m never going to Greggs again."

[end snip]

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i know some in america lose entire busness because his workers walk through Judish hospital with macdonald egg macmuhffin wich is worser?
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
No actually I wouldn’t. Because I’m not a whiny little bitch. I would brush my teeth and move on with my life being a little grossed out like most normal
People. That won’t let a single event define the rest of their life
 Quoting: Geraldgar


Sure. Tell yourself that. Have you seen the scenes in the Hannibal Lecter-movie/series where the guests are served human meat? Later they find out. Reactions are more realistic in the theater than what you're trying to falsely portray. rex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78016545


enjoy your cabbage...

citz_asb
 Quoting: CitizenPerth


Learn to read. I'm not a vegan. Oh, and I had cabbage and lamb stew yesterday. It was delicious. I would never let a vegan taste it though, it's disgusting to them. Because I can handle more than half a thought going through my mind at once. Contrary to the circle-jerk in here. wink
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and you bothered to reply?.... obviously a circle jerk for you is a lonely affair...
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Sure. Tell yourself that. Have you seen the scenes in the Hannibal Lecter-movie/series where the guests are served human meat? Later they find out. Reactions are more realistic in the theater than what you're trying to falsely portray. rex
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enjoy your cabbage...

:citz_asb:
 Quoting: CitizenPerth


Learn to read. I'm not a vegan. Oh, and I had cabbage and lamb stew yesterday. It was delicious. I would never let a vegan taste it though, it's disgusting to them. Because I can handle more than half a thought going through my mind at once. Contrary to the circle-jerk in here. wink
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and you bothered to reply?.... obviously a circle jerk for you is a lonely affair...
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pigs look 2 much like us for me to eat think it is bad idea always
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
No actually I wouldn’t. Because I’m not a whiny little bitch. I would brush my teeth and move on with my life being a little grossed out like most normal
People. That won’t let a single event define the rest of their life
 Quoting: Geraldgar


Sure. Tell yourself that. Have you seen the scenes in the Hannibal Lecter-movie/series where the guests are served human meat? Later they find out. Reactions are more realistic in the theater than what you're trying to falsely portray. rex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78016545


First off you said accidentally biting into... not eating a full meat pie of human... secondly as much as you try a vegan accidentally biting into some pork is never going to equate to eating a full human hamburger. Canabalism is not on the same page ever even for a vegan.
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
I bet its not the first time she's had a sausage in her mouth
All I was doing was trying to get home from work
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Like shes never had a meaty sausage before.
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but this was two sausages.. thats why she burst into tear..hmmm mmm
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
First off you said accidentally biting into... not eating a full meat pie of human... secondly as much as you try a vegan accidentally biting into some pork is never going to equate to eating a full human hamburger. Canabalism is not on the same page ever even for a vegan.
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It elicits the same kind of associations to them. Just let the vegans be, they're so easy to pick on that it has become trite now. yawn
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
[snip]

A vegan woman has been left "traumatised for life" after she was served a sausage roll with meat in it.

"I haven’t had meat in two years. My belly started hurting and my heart started going crazy," she said.

"I was panicking because that only happens when I consume meat – this doesn’t happen when I have other food.

"I’m traumatised for life now – I’m never going to Greggs again."

[end snip]

full article (if you could be bothered)

[link to 7news.com.au (secure)]
 Quoting: CitizenPerth


Her whining has left people hurting for years and as for crazy, she's probably been crazy longer than that.
epiclol
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[snip]

A vegan woman has been left "traumatised for life" after she was served a sausage roll with meat in it.

British vegan Sharleen Ndungu bought the snack from UK bakery chain Greggs which launched a vegan sausage roll earlier this year.

In the video above: Plant-based burgers may not be as healthy as they seem.

Ndungu only realised the mix up when she bit into the pastry and tasted real meat - and she says her body went haywire.

The 20-year-old says she "burst into tears" when it dawned on her she had been given two pork sausage rolls instead of the vegan ones.

"I haven’t had meat in two years. My belly started hurting and my heart started going crazy," she said.

"I was panicking because that only happens when I consume meat – this doesn’t happen when I have other food.

"I’m traumatised for life now – I’m never going to Greggs again."

[end snip]

full article (if you could be bothered)

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 Quoting: CitizenPerth


bet the tard would be traumatized if she bit into a human "SAUSAGE" roll too.. most extreme vegans are militant lesbo's too... thus the insanity!!
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
First off you said accidentally biting into... not eating a full meat pie of human... secondly as much as you try a vegan accidentally biting into some pork is never going to equate to eating a full human hamburger. Canabalism is not on the same page ever even for a vegan.
 Quoting: Geraldgar


It elicits the same kind of associations to them. Just let the vegans be, they're so easy to pick on that it has become trite now. yawn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78016545


Sorry until we have a way to objectively measure emotions and know even what emotions are.. I am going to trust my gut and say it’s different and it elicits a different response.
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
Just wait until the woman finds out she has been eating meat with the bugs in canned tomatoes. She consumes insect fragments all the time in a lot of different vegan products.
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Just wait until the woman finds out she has been eating meat with the bugs in canned tomatoes. She consumes insect fragments all the time in a lot of different vegan products.
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waitwhat
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
[snip]

A vegan woman has been left "traumatised for life" after she was served a sausage roll with meat in it.

British vegan Sharleen Ndungu bought the snack from UK bakery chain Greggs which launched a vegan sausage roll earlier this year.

In the video above: Plant-based burgers may not be as healthy as they seem.

Ndungu only realised the mix up when she bit into the pastry and tasted real meat - and she says her body went haywire.

The 20-year-old says she "burst into tears" when it dawned on her she had been given two pork sausage rolls instead of the vegan ones.

"I haven’t had meat in two years. My belly started hurting and my heart started going crazy," she said.

"I was panicking because that only happens when I consume meat – this doesn’t happen when I have other food.

"I’m traumatised for life now – I’m never going to Greggs again."

[end snip]

full article (if you could be bothered)

[link to 7news.com.au (secure)]
 Quoting: CitizenPerth



Spent the first 18 years of her life . . panicking due to eating meat?

So only stopped eating any 2 years ago?

She doesn't even make sense!

Needs some help with her mental health.

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She bit into a sausage roll. What a sadistic slut....
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Just wait until the woman finds out she has been eating meat with the bugs in canned tomatoes. She consumes insect fragments all the time in a lot of different vegan products.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78021327



There are various bugs and other 'foreign bodies' in most dried/tinned foods, not just vegan.
There are laws stating what the limits are.

One example, is flour, not only are there weevils in it, there is also a percentage of mice shit allowed in it.

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Just wait until the woman finds out she has been eating meat with the bugs in canned tomatoes. She consumes insect fragments all the time in a lot of different vegan products.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78021327



There are various bugs and other 'foreign bodies' in most dried/tinned foods, not just vegan.
There are laws stating what the limits are.

One example, is flour, not only are there weevils in it, there is also a percentage of mice shit allowed in it.

.
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5 star post and yes we eat bugs all the time their is no way to really avoid it. If a so called vegan even eats candy a lot of the dye is really bug coloring.
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
Just wait until the woman finds out she has been eating meat with the bugs in canned tomatoes. She consumes insect fragments all the time in a lot of different vegan products.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78021327



There are various bugs and other 'foreign bodies' in most dried/tinned foods, not just vegan.
There are laws stating what the limits are.

One example, is flour, not only are there weevils in it, there is also a percentage of mice shit allowed in it.

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78010853


5 star post and yes we eat bugs all the time their is no way to really avoid it. If a so called vegan even eats candy a lot of the dye is really bug coloring.
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:whygod:
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
Yeah but did she swallow?
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Yeah but did she swallow?
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
But she is happy to eat Frankenmeats that she has no idea what they really contain?
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Isn't most fast-food or junk-snack meat products filled with unknown by-products, bad meat, and additives?
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I'm usually a really friendly bloke, but people like these make me feel genocidal.
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Just wait until the woman finds out she has been eating meat with the bugs in canned tomatoes. She consumes insect fragments all the time in a lot of different vegan products.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78021327



There are various bugs and other 'foreign bodies' in most dried/tinned foods, not just vegan.
There are laws stating what the limits are.

One example, is flour, not only are there weevils in it, there is also a percentage of mice shit allowed in it.

.
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5 star post and yes we eat bugs all the time their is no way to really avoid it. If a so called vegan even eats candy a lot of the dye is really bug coloring.
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Yea.. it's impossible to avoid eating bugs or sometimes sh!t on accident. Vegans are about avoiding eating meat products knowingly.
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she knocked back a refund, and the 50 bucks on top...

she's triggered and after a million is my bet.. "traumatized for life"... pfffffffffffffttttttttttt.
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what a load of shite. Didnt swallow and stomach hurt
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
She is a nut job.

I have been vegetarian + varying degrees of vegan for nearly 20 years.


The same thing happened to me. I ordered a veggie spring roll, they gave me some sort of meat spring roll.

“Hey, I think you gave me the wrong item. I ordered a veggie spring roll”


No tears. No biggie. People make mistakes.


People who have been vegetarian for <5 years are NOT qualified to speak on behalf of real vegetarians, mainly because like this twat, they don’t have their shit together and often aren’t of sound and rational mind.


If you think this chick isn’t 17 kinds of crazy I have oceanfront land in Kansas I can give you a sweet deal on. PM me if interested.





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