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If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!?

 
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Set course for Orion. Maximum warp. Beam up as maybe Orion slave girls as possible when we arrive.
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pigchefyoda
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Starting an immediate search for Deanna Troi, Seven of Nine and Jazdia Dax is another option too.
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Set course for Orion. Maximum warp. Beam up as maybe Orion slave girls as possible when we arrive.
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pigchefyoda
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Starting an immediate search for Deanna Troi, Seven of Nine and Jazdia Dax is another option too.
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Seven of Nine first please.
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Space mullets for everyone!!!!!!!!!!
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Space mullets for everyone!!!!!!!!!!
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Hell yeah
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Beer!
I only seek the truth n nothing but the truth!

The truth will set you free, for a price!
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Pecker-checkers are to be confined to the brig.


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Pecker-checkers are to be confined to the brig.


ryker
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Yupp
I only seek the truth n nothing but the truth!

The truth will set you free, for a price!
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Post Ginsborg's death certificate.

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a large mocha latte and an almond croissant, cheers toots.
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My first order would be to engage the warp drive, hit light speed, and blow this popsicle stand.
Doesn't anybody feel that all these killers should be killed, and all these healers should be healed, so all of these beggars can be filled...

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"ENGAGE"
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I’d go beam up known badguys and deposit them on “other planets”
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Beam Up The Donald and glass DC.

Well come on, we’re in his Space Force.
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Attention Female Officers ....
Party in the Captain's Quarters !!!
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Hmmm
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all hot female crew members must wear mini skirts
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Hmmm
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abduct
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Pecker-checkers are to be confined to the brig.


:ryker:
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FUCKING LEGENDARY AHAHAHAHAHA
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Beam up all of the dummycraps on earth into deep space immediately.
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everyone to author a short essay outlining what they expect, what they believe the true mission is, and to express any concerns or questions.

Just because the captain is at the top of the chain of command does not mean he always knows best. often times the best of a captain comes from his crew.
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Set phasers on stun.sidewaysspock
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Go to the planet that has the green women with three hooters.
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Laser beam my neighbor in the dick.
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Put on your c-pap.
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Report to the booty deck immediately.
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Should have know the first comment would be a chronic masturbater heading for the hollow deck.
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My second order. Go clean the mess in the hollowdeck.
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Lock phasers on something and watch it get blowed up

Nah, maybe we'll do that in simulation :)

Engage, can't go wrong with that one
Hmmmm...
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Engineering to the bridge.

Send tachyon pulses to the vaginal area of the milky way galaxy pronto!
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General order 24
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General Order 24: An order to destroy all life on an entire planet.
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i would teleport trueduoe into the middle of the sun
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Obliterate Vatican City, D.C., and the City of London. Then Moscow and Beijing .





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