If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!?

Pass me the bong.

Dont be too hard on him, hes got a boner

I'm gonna get lit then we're gonna get lit.

"engage".

I’d order Uhura to bend over.

meet up with the highest levels of Positive Good and Empowered in the Cosmos and organize the arrests of the evil PTB and their draco types harming Earth and planets like earth.

Fuck that's right I'm gonna have to go to church for the rapture, I nearly forgot then we're gonna descend on ye's

gas em all

just kidding

disintegrate certain individuals on this planet firs thing, then hit light speed to Alpha Centuri, convince an intelligent advanced civilization that we on this planet are prisoners of a few in power and we need help ridding our planet of them and their influence, then bring back advanced tech to take away anything that someone has power over or holds a monopoly over, free energy, antigrav tech, replicators, science and medicine, and remove any seat of power or religion on this planet, then give everyone the ability to leave this prison and travel to the stars to choose an existence of their choice, but at the same time destroying those that would exploit, damage, vandalize, or imprison anything or anyone out there in the universe, so pretty much kill off most of the human race first year, lol, well you asked.

starshipTards.


We ride ...

Surrender the ship to our Klingon overlords.

Is this a trick question? Unless it was a field promotion while already on board the ship, the relief Captain’s first order would have something to do with boarding the ship he/she has been assigned to.

How about just deleting the psychopathic jerks and freeing the innocent people from their malevolence?

That sounds good.

This

take me to the planet of the green chicks

full...sensor... scan... mister!!


:-)

"Get the fuck outta here. Warp 11!"

:scotty:

would think about it after i became captain...

space doesn't exist so....theres that.

Nuke it from orbit!

holodeck orgy ,who’s with me !?!!?!!!??

I'd order a sound system check. After inadequacies were documented, we'd address them. Repairs, upgrades, and new installations would be tested with pure rock at a high volume.

If there was no present emergency:

"Lets see what She can do."