If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!?

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If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!?
Truth Seeker! (OP) User ID: 73055419 United States 10/03/2019 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Engage number 1! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77331063 I only seek the truth n nothing but the truth! The truth will set you free, for a price!

Don Peyote User ID: 78006036 United States 10/03/2019 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Hang a left at Jupiter then straight up to to Uranus! Reality leaves a lot to the imagination... John Lennon
tkwasny User ID: 77839169 United States 10/03/2019 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Hmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! Beam up all Liberals, then beam them into open space, without space suits. Peace and Truth would be restored to the Earth. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78052520 No Littering space! Beam them into the core of the Sun.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77930780 United States 10/03/2019 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Strike that - We are going in and saving the children from the monsters. Quoting: Bodhi Sita this override the safety mechanisms then beam soros and others out into space Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70823281 Multiple targets worldwide... Neutralize all threats, commence peace talks.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77930780 United States 10/03/2019 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Strike that - We are going in and saving the children from the monsters. Quoting: Bodhi Sita this override the safety mechanisms then beam soros and others out into space Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70823281 Multiple targets worldwide... Neutralize all threats, commence peace talks. Quoting: Bodhi Sita To add, no beaming anyone into space. We are civilized.
Buzz Watson User ID: 73523764 United States 10/03/2019 06:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Plot the route to Risa.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 78039156 Australia 10/03/2019 06:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? tits out on the bridge , until further notice . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78039156 find some turbulence mr sulu .
Truth Seeker! (OP) User ID: 73055419 United States 10/03/2019 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Hang a left at Jupiter then straight up to to Uranus! Quoting: Don Peyote Awesome I only seek the truth n nothing but the truth! The truth will set you free, for a price!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76583836 United States 10/03/2019 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? "Set course to montecito."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4055104 United States 10/03/2019 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? To drain every planet of it's resources. Now, that's why I'm stuck on this planet which cannot be escaped.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78048031 United States 10/03/2019 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? phazers on! Hit the buildaburger meeting, then hit it again just to be sure.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 30847375 United States 10/03/2019 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Hmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! nuke the Earth on my way out
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77981966 Canada 10/03/2019 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Fuck, that's good stuff you've given me to smoke, man.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33458748 Canada 10/03/2019 08:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Hmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! All women on the ship report to my cabin for, ah, "fertility exams"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77158181 Greece 10/03/2019 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Hmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! shields up
CK Dexter Haven User ID: 5869998 United States 10/03/2019 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 75530075 United States 10/03/2019 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? To round up all the pedophiles and lock them up.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76845748 United States 10/03/2019 09:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? I would remove both spewing nuclear plants to some faraway moon.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78043080 United States 10/03/2019 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Hmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! Set course for SIRIUS. They have some serious explaining to do...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10724289 United States 10/03/2019 09:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Request ship's status.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76234229 United States 10/03/2019 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Conqueror other planets and take all their valuable resources.

#521 User ID: 77188822 United States 10/03/2019 09:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Counselor Troi’s uniforms must display cameltoe at all times. Not just occasional glimpses. Make it so number one! Last Edited by #521 on 10/03/2019 09:59 PM
ONeillSG1 User ID: 76607211 United States 10/03/2019 11:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Hmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! Order the ship's flag struck and the skull and bones raised. On ship's intercom, put Al Stewart's "The Dark and the Rolling Sea" on repeat for 24 hours. "Peace in our time? All it took was everybody about to die." “The way I see it, there’s only three kinds of people in this world. Bad ones, ones you follow, and ones you need to protect.” - Amos Burton
Vicious Deplorable dollop You ain't seen nothing yet! User ID: 78026094 United States 10/04/2019 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Hmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! Second star to the right and straight on till morning. Kamala Harris is not a Natural Born Citizen. She's illegally running. Used by the Founders... Book I of The Law of Nations, Chapter XIX, § 212 (Joseph Chitty numbering) – “Citizens and natives” reads: 'The citizens are the members of the civil society; bound to this society by certain duties, and subject to its authority, they equally participate in its advantages. The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in the country, of parents who are citizens. As the society cannot exist and perpetuate itself otherwise than by the children of the citizens, those children naturally follow the condition of their fathers, and succeed to all their rights.' 1758 Emerich de Vattel Oh' What the Hell, do I look like I want to die in some nursing home one day... America must have 4 new Constitutional Amendments... 1. Drug Tests and Mental Evaluations on all politicians and judges randomly five times per year. 2. Term Limits for Federal politicians and judges. 3. Mental and health standards for Supreme Court Justices and retirement age set. 4. A 'Star Chamber' of elected Natural Born Citizens (no attorney's) to ivestigate, try, and prosecute the politicians and government employee's as they see fit. Mandatory death penalty by public hanging is the merciful sentence for pedos and their associates. Democrats are a WMD, literally. Let Justice Be Done Though The Heavens Fall.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70858748 United States 10/04/2019 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? I don't know I would need to analyze data What's the situation What's the scenario
wingbat00 User ID: 75795183 United States 10/04/2019 12:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? “…Second star to the right — and straight on ’til morning.” Si vis pacem, para bellum

Anonymous Coward User ID: 78052128 Australia 10/04/2019 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Id say "see that blue/green planet over there?" "Yes captain" "OBLITERATE IT" "But captain...thats Earth" "WELL...GET ON WITH IT THEN"
DuckNCover User ID: 77927596 United States 10/04/2019 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Warp speed, Scotty. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76485765 Exactly, a shake down run... Lets see what this ship can do... Next would be to blow something up using the ships most powerful weapon... First use the Genesis weapon on a nebula to create a star system, then use Red Matter to destroy it... Anything left over, I'd use the Doomsday Machine to clean up...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70858748 United States 10/04/2019 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? Thank God none of you are captains on a starship because we would be doomed
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78043080 United States 10/04/2019 01:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If you became captain of a starship· What would be your first order!? phazers on! Hit the buildaburger meeting, then hit it again just to be sure. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78048031 Capt'n, my phazer has a final setting that says N.I.G., what is that for?
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