Owning a bitcoin is one step below owning stock in the Brooklyn bridge

At least the bridge is a real asset and you can put your certificate in a safe

Your bitcoin is imaginary and whoever issued it to you can hack it or make it disappear altogether

Oh, that's right, you can always store it in your imaginary wallet that was also given to you by the same people who gave you your imaginary coin

Nope, cryptos were made for nefarious evil shit like that. The US dollar is just a major national currency backed by a nation and it's military. People get paid for their jobs in US dollars.