I'd like to thank Barack Obama for shutting down all those clean-burning non-polluting coal power plants. I've been writing Hollywood studios begging them to make a sequel to "Escape From L.A." ...no reply.

This is gonna be soooo much better. Thanks Barry... you da man!

PS - San Fran has a ready-made supply of fuel pellets. Mountain-sized piles of homeless poo on the streets. There's always hope.