America Offers To Trade All Of Its Communists For Democratic Protesters In Hong Kong [SATIRE]

Through some great negotiating on the part of Donald Trump, we've struck a deal to trade all of our country's Communists for Hong Kong's democratic protesters.

After the deal was made, the military began rounding up the Communists---who didn't complain, as they're all for an authoritarian state---and putting them in cargo planes. They were then flown across the Pacific Ocean and dropped off in Hong Kong before the democratic protesters in China were loaded up into the now-empty planes and flown back to America.

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Last Edited by BoatyMcBoatface on 10/10/2019 01:35 PM