"It's been so hard, using my womanhood to climb the social ladder all the way to royalty. It's been so hard watching the nannies deal with a crying newborn and on top of it everything going on in the family. I'm not even allowed to have an opinion, wear spandex or take a role in a B movie. Of course it's hard. I wanted to change the world by becoming the first black queen, but that bitch Kate and her spawn are in the way. Please feel sorry for me and keep asking me if I'm OK. I need the attention."