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Best mayonaise? what cha got...

 
Blan Halen
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Best mayonaise? what cha got...
Was a Helman's man for a long time then discovered Duke's but just bought a bogo on Kraft and it ain't bad, must say.

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Dukes for us too !
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Praise whole egg mayonnaise
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whatevers on sale
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Re: Best mayonaise? what cha got...
Was a Helman's man for a long time then discovered Duke's but just bought a bogo on Kraft and it ain't bad, must say.

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 Quoting: Blan Halen


I bounce between those, but Kraft is my first choice. Walmart Mayo isn't all that bad.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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Re: Best mayonaise? what cha got...
Kewpie Japanese mayonnaise.
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Kewpie Japanese mayonnaise.
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Hmmmm, radioactive by chance???
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BEST FOODS.

END THREAD.
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Helman's.
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Hellmans/Best foods is the best but HEB store brand is quite good. Kraft is ok. Heinz is way too vinegary. I tried Dukes but didn't like it.
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you can't find any mayo in stores that doesn't have god damn soy in it!!! it fucks my stomach up
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How loserish and fat must you be to create a mayonnaise thread?

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Love mayo until I found out it has aborted fetus in it.
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Love mayo until I found out it has aborted fetus in it.
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No kidding, I found aborted fetuses in my Fritos yesterday, what gives?
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BEST FOODS.

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that's what i get
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Rush went on a rant how the helmans jar says it uses "cage free eggs".

He was asking...does the egg know it was never in a cage? Does that make the mayo taste better? lmao

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Mayonnaise is sammich glue.

1 large egg
1 juice of one lemon, about 4 tsp - OR white wine vinegar
1 teaspoon mustard powder
1/4 tsp sea salt
1/4 tsp ground white pepper
1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
2 tbs bacon grease
1 cup olive oil

Dissolve salt in the lemon juice or vinegar. Melt the bacon grease.

Add a 1/4 cup olive oil into blender on lowest setting. Add all other ingredients except oil.
Slowly add the remaining oil in as it blends until the consistency is right.
Refrigerate to tighten it up.
If it is a little wet, add very small amount of flour or corn starch and whip again.
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MIRACLE WHIP

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Nandos peri perinaise
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Re: Best mayonaise? what cha got...
Was a Helman's man for a long time then discovered Duke's but just bought a bogo on Kraft and it ain't bad, must say.

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 Quoting: Blan Halen


I can't remember the brand but I like one made in Mexico with lime and more egg yolk in it than standard mayos.
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Duke's
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Helman's is now really awful I don't know what happened. But now I use the cheap generic value brand.
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any brand, not fussy
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Re: Best mayonaise? what cha got...
Rush went on a rant how the helmans jar says it uses "cage free eggs".

He was asking...does the egg know it was never in a cage? Does that make the mayo taste better? lmao
 Quoting: Mental Case


and if I was making it.. the eggs would be organic AND totally pasture raised and believe me the CHICKENS KNOW. And the taste and every is so much better. Free range is not pastured.
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Re: Best mayonaise? what cha got...
Homemade

Easy in a blender
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MIRACLE WHIP

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50586725


EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

My husband was raised on that stuff so we buy both. It is way too sweet and weird.
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PC bacon mayo.

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I don't care if it's just a 'sandwich spread with mayo'. Condiments are condiments and it's the best.
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Home made is best. Easy to make really.
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MIRACLE WHIP

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Cool whip and miracle whip are the twin bastards of americana gone wrong.
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Re: Best mayonaise? what cha got...
Ojai Chef Organic Mayonnaise.





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