Do NOT attempt to talk to, touch, or rub down ANY wild animal.

Chomp chomp!

I'm not generally in the habit of talking to or rubbing down wild animals

Dont you go to the zoo?

out in the deep woods they like me
and i talk to them
so
i doubt you have ever been off the sidewalk

Animals are usually multi dimensional/entity transport vehicles.

They mean no harm if we are peaceful.

End the violence already.

I think Grizzly Adams had a pure heart, so dangerous wild animals loved him?

By wild animal do you mean feminist?

If it puts its ears back, it likes you.

What cooking classes did you take??? Always apply the rub after the animal has been butchered...

I talk to wild animals all the time. I get them mentally prepared for when I eventually shoot them and eat them. They seem to understand.

But I digress. What the actual fuck does "rub down" mean? Is this some kind of shit you homos do now? Leave the animals alone. faggats

You get bit giving strange animals rubdowns, OP?

You could apply this advice to humans in the parks after dark

Infact maybe OP should just stop giving out rubdowns completely

Mean bastards. Just like deer.

rub down

bull shit i just talked to a skunk!

A cat came into my house and meowed at me once. I put my hand towards it to give it a stroke and it slashed me with its claws and ran back out.

never smile at a crocodile

I talk to wild animals all the time if they are around.

Once I was looking for a golf ball, walked up on a buck and he let me touch him before he walked off.

Some years later i walked up to a ferral donkey who was obviously not into me and I was petting him when he tried to do a quick spin and kick. But I was standing at his pivot point (saw it coming) and stepped with him as he came around . We ended up in the same position with my hand still on his neck. That blew his mind, and I decided we had enough contact. The rest of the people were like da fuck this white boy doing? I just smiled.

But yeah dont fuck with wild animals. I was hiking in alaska saying bear bear bear like all the time then two fucking bears pushed down the berry bush between us and looked at me like "what". I was like fuck there is no fence here. Unnerving. So I said hi, and sorry. And they went back to the berries. That was spooky.

Why? Because you pepper sprayedme you bitch. Plus your tone of voice is annoying as fuck. That's why.

And last week I trapped a ferral cat who let me reach in and pet her in the cage. She lives under my porch now.

NDFarm made a video!

"Rub down" means vigorously grabbing, stretching, and pulling the skin and fur in a rough fashion.