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I don't go to walmart often but when I do...

 
chasity
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I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I just want to tell those people standing around in the middle of the walkways to fuck off when they ask me who is my internet provider. I'm not there to shop for internet.

I just ignored them yesterday and someone got nasty and yelled "have a nice day mam" I know he didn't mean it.

what if I don't speak English? What if I'm not there to waste my valuable time explaining to you I'm not interested?

Why does walmart allow this and how can I prevent being harassed by sleazy salesboys? Who can I complain to about this annoyance?
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I only go to walmart to pick up hotties in the feminine hygiene section.
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I only go to walmart to pick up hotties in the feminine hygiene section.
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That's hot.

I was getting supplies to build a solar system.
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I only go to walmart to pick up hotties in the feminine hygiene section.
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the baby section has all the hawt single mommies
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I just want to tell those people standing around in the middle of the walkways to fuck off when they ask me who is my internet provider. I'm not there to shop for internet.

I just ignored them yesterday and someone got nasty and yelled "have a nice day mam" I know he didn't mean it.

what if I don't speak English? What if I'm not there to waste my valuable time explaining to you I'm not interested?

Why does walmart allow this and how can I prevent being harassed by sleazy salesboys? Who can I complain to about this annoyance?
 Quoting: chasity


OP I feel you...

Turn the situation around where you become the cougar the powerful mistress and those pimple adorned skinny salesboys are your prey... RAVAGE THEM & TAKE THEM TO YOUR NEST YOU LIONESS.
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I just want to tell those people standing around in the middle of the walkways to fuck off when they ask me who is my internet provider. I'm not there to shop for internet.

I just ignored them yesterday and someone got nasty and yelled "have a nice day mam" I know he didn't mean it.

what if I don't speak English? What if I'm not there to waste my valuable time explaining to you I'm not interested?

Why does walmart allow this and how can I prevent being harassed by sleazy salesboys? Who can I complain to about this annoyance?
 Quoting: chasity


Just look them in the eyes and say NO

Nothing else, just NO
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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I only go to walmart to pick up hotties in the feminine hygiene section.
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That's hot.

I was getting supplies to build a solar system.
 Quoting: chasity


With feminine products?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
Are you trying to make the world revolve around you?
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I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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10/22/2019 07:09 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
Are you trying to make the world revolve around you?
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hesright
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10/22/2019 07:11 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
Listen Miss!

I can save you up to 70% off your current internet and cable TV bill today!

I also have a $250 gift card if you switch with me! More incentives for all your girlfriend's referals too!

I'll even take you out for a wine and dine honey, how about tonight?

hf
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10/22/2019 07:11 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
Just tell them you are busy, I did last week when a lady in the shoppingmall wanted to ask me some questions and I said: dont have time I have an interview very soon. :D
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10/22/2019 07:12 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I only go to walmart to pick up hotties in the feminine hygiene section.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74307725


the baby section has all the hawt single mommies
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Seems odd that a baby section would have single "mommies"- You do realise it takes two to make a baby right?
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10/22/2019 07:15 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
Just lie and tell them you already have “their” service. Simple. They leave you alone real fucking quick and works every time no matter what the service.
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10/22/2019 07:18 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
Listen Miss!

I can save you up to 70% off your current internet and cable TV bill today!

I also have a $250 gift card if you switch with me! More incentives for all your girlfriend's referals too!

I'll even take you out for a wine and dine honey, how about tonight?

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72590553


Babe?

Call me now.
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10/22/2019 07:21 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I only go to walmart to pick up hotties in the feminine hygiene section.
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the baby section has all the hawt single mommies
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72590553


Seems odd that a baby section would have single "mommies"- You do realise it takes two to make a baby right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73234572


Them babie's daddies Antwaun and Tyrone is... usually pre-occupied, I've got a clear shot at them honeys shopping for diapers.
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10/22/2019 07:43 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I was getting supplies to build a solar system.
 Quoting: chasity


A real one?
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10/22/2019 07:44 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I'm banned there for a year. All the times I could of stole hundreds of dollars worth of stuff but opted to do the honest thing and pay for them, and they pop me for a pair of gloves without tags on them...my lawyer says I'm looking at at least a year of hard time.
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10/22/2019 07:46 AM
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I'm banned there for a year. All the times I could of stole hundreds of dollars worth of stuff but opted to do the honest thing and pay for them, and they pop me for a pair of gloves without tags on them...my lawyer says I'm looking at at least a year of hard time.
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its where you belong and have always wanted to be

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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I treat them as if they’re invisible , I look at them then through them and completely ignore them as if they do not exist.
My wife says I’m rude, lol
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I just want to tell those people standing around in the middle of the walkways to fuck off when they ask me who is my internet provider. I'm not there to shop for internet.

I just ignored them yesterday and someone got nasty and yelled "have a nice day mam" I know he didn't mean it.

what if I don't speak English? What if I'm not there to waste my valuable time explaining to you I'm not interested?

Why does walmart allow this and how can I prevent being harassed by sleazy salesboys? Who can I complain to about this annoyance?
 Quoting: chasity


And also using the self check outs for their 2 carts of grocerys fucking idiots i hate walmart to
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
3 words. Even if it is a lie.

"Already have it"
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10/22/2019 08:08 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
3 words. Even if it is a lie.

"Already have it"
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you are of your father satan, the father of all lies

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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I only go to walmart to pick up hotties in the feminine hygiene section.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74307725


That's hot.

I was getting supplies to build a solar system.
 Quoting: chasity


No one ever remembers to get enough hydrogen.
chasity  (OP)

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10/22/2019 10:14 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I only go to walmart to pick up hotties in the feminine hygiene section.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74307725


That's hot.

I was getting supplies to build a solar system.
 Quoting: chasity


With feminine products?
 Quoting: BRIEF


That's just for the black hole section.
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chasity  (OP)

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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
All I know is that spectrum is one of them, anyone else know what they are selling?
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10/22/2019 10:19 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I tell them I steal internet from my neighbors
chasity  (OP)

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10/22/2019 10:20 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I tell them I steal internet from my neighbors
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rofl
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I only go to walmart to pick up hotties in the feminine hygiene section.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74307725


the baby section has all the hawt single mommies
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72590553


If you like em even bigger, try the frozen food section...particularly around the ice cream. But beware it can sometimes be hard to squeeze a cart down the isle.
I'm not from Canada, not that there's anything wrong with that.....
chasity  (OP)

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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I treat them as if they’re invisible , I look at them then through them and completely ignore them as if they do not exist.
My wife says I’m rude, lol
 Quoting: MKPitBull


yeah, I don't look them in their eyes inviting them to talk to me. How am I supposed to know who they are talking to without eye contact?

Plus I'm already past them before they can finish their sentence.

sucks to be them.
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I tell them I steal internet from my neighbors
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rofl
 Quoting: chasity


i really do tell them that. try it next time. They get this dumb look on their face and dont know how to reply
chasity  (OP)

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10/22/2019 10:23 AM
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Re: I don't go to walmart often but when I do...
I only go to walmart to pick up hotties in the feminine hygiene section.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74307725


the baby section has all the hawt single mommies
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72590553


If you like em even bigger, try the frozen food section...particularly around the ice cream. But beware it can sometimes be hard to squeeze a cart down the isle.
 Quoting: BeelzeBob


funny you mention that, the freezer sections have wider isles than the non frozen foods, now we know why.
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