I peed in a cornfield yesterday

So you say some popcorn might have a different taste now ?

What were you doing in a cornfield?

I was lost in a maze without any toilets nearby.

going pee

I mean, just try not to buy any for the next couple months.

What else did you do in the cornfield?

Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Care...

OP, remember when that Kellogg's worker peed in the cornflakes?

You're like that only earlier.

I told you, I took a selfie and filtered it lol

When I was in the sunflower field, I got a picture of nibiru under the sun.

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I wanted to go to those mazes but my children don’t... gonna remember not to drink water before going in there.

Your gonna have GLP’rs at the produce stand sniffing corn cobs now.

So that's the real you in the picture on the left?

put your old picture back up with that athletic hoe

If you had dropped a deuce, you would've had plenty of free corn cobs to wipe with.

Peeing in a maze is different from just peeing in a corn field. What you did is illegal, public urination is illegal pretty much everywhere, and could be considered a biologic attack. How would you feel if a 12 years old boy walked up while you were pissing in a public maze?

Peeing in a corn field is just relieving yourself in the middle of nowhere with no people around.

It was the free apple cider that pushed me over the limit.

Alba, if you want to be the yoda, you need to kick it up a few notches.

Apple cider, yummy!

I’m begging my boys to go to this big farm but they don’t like it.

omg's has anyone ever told you to stfu?

I think he never watered the plants...

Good job watering the corn lol

A few of these comments validate the estimates that 90% of the population would begin to perish within 96 hours of any long term disaster

pee is a great fertilizer. I know a lady that saves jugs of it for her garden, I never eat any of the food she gives from that garden though.