I am Irish, and I am ready to join American civil war with my Irish skirt uniform and my bag flute.

How have you been Rachel.

Usually the British used us to march in the front line. Me and my buddies blew bag flute while they shoot cannons.

Well hold off a while. I'm a f-ing white American dreamer and was just saying Id pick Ireland as my dream country because I doubt they'll take these brown clowns b.s. I like your spunk. I pick you Ireland. My mother land. Mama coming home to make potatoe soup.

Ok sunny guy.

In Ireland we don't eat potato soup anymore. Now we eat sushi. There are so many Japanese immigrants here.

So you're Scottish ?

At least you got the right island.

I thought it was called the Bag Pipes...

How will you play and shoot at the same time...

Remember no Rainbow colors...

Now we need a drummer...

The Irish are always fighting to be free. Bagpipes make me cry, don’t know what it is. Yeah, come on over, we need your kind is spirit. Who’s side are you on?

I'm thinking we need to modernize a bit. Maybe some electric guitars, a bass player, MAGA chicks in bikins pole dancing with AR-15s. Let's get this party started right.

Patriots & Trumptards! Boston Keg Party in T-minus 12 months & counting. Let's do this thing.

Oh yeah. Sorry. Bag pipe. Right. I almost forgot. I am from Ireland.

Irish don't use bagpipes and wear skirts. We Scots do. If it's not Sco'ish, IT'S CRAP!

you don't need a rifle...just support the sack while you blow.

Are you sure you didn't mean Skin Flute?

O Danny boy, oh Danny boy, we ain't havin no damn civilwar, we havin ourselves a Revolution! Any Frenchies out there left over from your Rev.?

Get this drunk a potato peeler and make him report to duty lol

Oh yeah you are right. I mean I am scottish.

This is why the Irish drink.

Cami, please call me tomorrow about the plumbing bill.

I am either Irish or Scottish. I came from some Island near England long ago. I heard that I came from where James Bond was born.

half the population of CA is retarded

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Came across this guy who plays electric guitar but only for "Irish Dance" music. WTF is Irish dance music? Sounds fekn appropriate for a Kali revolt. Irish pipes might not be loud enough. Do you need to wear an Irish skirt to play Irish dance music?

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scot is derived from the English noun scrote

are you Black Irish? They seem to have taken over Dublin.