My friend got arrested for reckless driving and ended up with a bruised face

Cool story bro.

Cops had to stop suddenly to avoid hitting a stray dog in the road several times. "Passenger" in the back unavoidably hits the metal screen with his face.

When I was a teenager and in my early 20's the cops were really bad drivers.

On the drive to the station after chasing a "runner" they often ended up stopping so suddenly that the "runner" would suffer a broken bone or two, and sometimes a concussion.

Obviously the driving academy that they go to these days makes cops better drivers.

No, I guess they wouldn't like that very much.

your friend should find out who the pigs mother is a make sure her house burns down.

That's all. Here your friend would have gotten off easy if he had been anally gangbanged by the cops.