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I'm a 40 year old man and a 20 year year old woman asked me out for coffee. | |
XJDUB
 User ID: 73274634  Canada11/02/2019 07:03 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She will keep you on the line until it starts working with BF or her itch is scratched and shes moved on to something else. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78128871  Let the facts fall wherever, whenever, and however they may. INTP - The Logician. 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.' - Albert Einstein. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78134130  Austria11/02/2019 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ask her if she's in an abusive relationship or being human trafficked. Quoting: MissCleo Younger women look for rescue, someone trustworthy and safe. They will have sex and not make a peep but they are in trouble. Ask lots of questions. If she's being isolated, if her parents have a close relationship, if she lives alone. You are scary. I hope you're just role playing on GLP and aren't this seriously messed up. She is absolutely realistic, that´s real life. Prostitutes mind works that way, that´s why there are pimps who protect them. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76520925  United States11/02/2019 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months. Quoting: Person445 A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee. Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store. She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you." I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?" She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though." I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs. She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning. "ok" I replied. I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened? UPDATE: She texted me this morning apologizing that she hadn't gotten back to me as she became busy with work. She asked if I still wanted to go out this evening. I explained I'd since made plans to go to the football game with my son, but am available tomorrow. I'm picking her up tomorrow afternoon and we're going for sushi.  Lmmfao - that just makes you a really stupid 40 year old!!! She gonna play you and rake you hook, line and sinker you old idiot |
| Person445
(OP) User ID: 78040926 Canada11/02/2019 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We need more info Quoting: 0000001 Would you say she was a ratchet girl or an educated girl? That's the key here And one thing to remember op There is a 99.9% chance that when she hits 39 she will be extremely fat and aggressive. But your old enough to know this. Have a bit of fun. She's from a good family. She's educated and intelligent. She's not some bimbo from the ghetto as some have seem to implied. She's a confident, beautiful young woman. Ok, she is nice and young and all, but you are not. You are an old guy, she wants some kind of protection from you, not romantic evenings eating sushi. She could be your daughter, there can´t be any healthy or normal relations between those age groups. Do yourself a favour and don´t try to get naked with her. Well she asked me out. Twice b4 I accepted. She brought up going for sushi. Follow me on Twitter: @RussellScott202 |
| Person445
(OP) User ID: 78040926 Canada11/02/2019 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Her no reply for Saturday was a test. Quoting: Baldrick You passed. You. Are. About. To. Receive. Young. Poontang.  Let's hope that's all he receives... Gonorrhea In 2014, 55.4% of all reported cases of gonorrhea occurred among blacks. The rate of gonorrhea among blacks in 2014 was 405.4 cases per 100,000 population, which was 10.6 times the rate among whites (38.3). Chlamydia In 2014, the overall rate among blacks in the United States was 1,117.9 cases per 100,000, a 6.2% decrease from the 2010 rate of 1,167.5 cases per 100,000. The rate of chlamydia among black women was 5.7 times the rate among white women (1,432.6 and 253.3 per 100,000 women, respectively). Syphillis During 2010–2014, the rate of primary and secondary (P&S) syphilis among blacks increased 7.8% (from 17.8 to 119.2 cases per 100,000 population). In 2014, 38.1% of all cases reported to CDC were among blacks. The overall 2014 rate for blacks was 5.4 times the rate for whites, while the 2013 rate was 5.6 times the rate for whites. HIV / AIDS In 2014, the estimated diagnosis rate for HIV cases in the United States was 13.8 per 100,000 population and 49.4 among blacks/African Americans. Of 222,185 estimated diagnoses of HIV infection in the United States and six dependent areas from 2010 to 2014, African Americans accounted for the following: 45% of the total 62% of women 64% of infections attributed to heterosexual contact [link to www.cdc.gov (secure)] [link to www.cdc.gov (secure)] She lives in a city of about 80,000 in the outskirts of Vancouver, Canada. Your stats are coming from low-income/educated blacks in America. She doesn't have anything. It's ridiculous. Follow me on Twitter: @RussellScott202 |
| Person445
(OP) User ID: 78040926 Canada11/02/2019 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Love it but "coffee dates" and "sushi" and "movies" are so CLICHE and LAME. RED FLAGS waving when I read that. Why do you all ask each other "what do you like (to do) and instead go do THAT????????? Ideas: Rock Climbing, Ice/Roller Skating, Scuba Diving, Sculpting class...etc People who go on "coffee dates" are typically uncreative and 99% POOR. When men ask a woman out on those kinds of dates (or vice versa) it's a tell tale sign that doom is coming. It's just a beginning. I'm open to doing lots of interesting things. She does ice skating actually, so that's something we can do. Sculpting class is a good idea... I'll make a bust of Lionel Ritchie. Follow me on Twitter: @RussellScott202 |
| MountainTux NLI
User ID: 68089398 Canada11/02/2019 07:33 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Her no reply for Saturday was a test. Quoting: Baldrick You passed. You. Are. About. To. Receive. Young. Poontang. Let's hope that's all he receives... Gonorrhea In 2014, 55.4% of all reported cases of gonorrhea occurred among blacks. The rate of gonorrhea among blacks in 2014 was 405.4 cases per 100,000 population, which was 10.6 times the rate among whites (38.3). Chlamydia In 2014, the overall rate among blacks in the United States was 1,117.9 cases per 100,000, a 6.2% decrease from the 2010 rate of 1,167.5 cases per 100,000. The rate of chlamydia among black women was 5.7 times the rate among white women (1,432.6 and 253.3 per 100,000 women, respectively). Syphillis During 2010–2014, the rate of primary and secondary (P&S) syphilis among blacks increased 7.8% (from 17.8 to 119.2 cases per 100,000 population). In 2014, 38.1% of all cases reported to CDC were among blacks. The overall 2014 rate for blacks was 5.4 times the rate for whites, while the 2013 rate was 5.6 times the rate for whites. HIV / AIDS In 2014, the estimated diagnosis rate for HIV cases in the United States was 13.8 per 100,000 population and 49.4 among blacks/African Americans. Of 222,185 estimated diagnoses of HIV infection in the United States and six dependent areas from 2010 to 2014, African Americans accounted for the following: 45% of the total 62% of women 64% of infections attributed to heterosexual contact [link to www.cdc.gov (secure)] [link to www.cdc.gov (secure)] She lives in a city of about 80,000 in the outskirts of Vancouver, Canada. Your stats are coming from low-income/educated blacks in America. She doesn't have anything. It's ridiculous. Maple Ridge? Those stats, in that case, might JUST be accurate...   Just joshin'!  ad ignorantiam - The assumption of a conclusion or fact based primarily on lack of evidence to the contrary. Usually best described by, “absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.” |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78134130 Austria11/02/2019 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We need more info Quoting: 0000001 Would you say she was a ratchet girl or an educated girl? That's the key here And one thing to remember op There is a 99.9% chance that when she hits 39 she will be extremely fat and aggressive. But your old enough to know this. Have a bit of fun. She's from a good family. She's educated and intelligent. She's not some bimbo from the ghetto as some have seem to implied. She's a confident, beautiful young woman. Ok, she is nice and young and all, but you are not. You are an old guy, she wants some kind of protection from you, not romantic evenings eating sushi. She could be your daughter, there can´t be any healthy or normal relations between those age groups. Do yourself a favour and don´t try to get naked with her. Well she asked me out. Twice b4 I accepted. She brought up going for sushi. Sure they do, that´s not the problem. They want protection or advise from you, but you think it is romantic feelings they have for you. Tuesday a young girl gifted me a watch just to show her former boyfriend that beating her up will have consequences from now on. She flirted with me and would have offerred her pussy to, just to make me wear her watch once. Long story short, don´t get naked and be her elderly hero. That´s better for older guys like us, because there is no romance to be found with girls that could be your daughter, even if they look delicious. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78073083 United States11/02/2019 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Love it but "coffee dates" and "sushi" and "movies" are so CLICHE and LAME. RED FLAGS waving when I read that. Why do you all ask each other "what do you like (to do) and instead go do THAT????????? Ideas: Rock Climbing, Ice/Roller Skating, Scuba Diving, Sculpting class...etc People who go on "coffee dates" are typically uncreative and 99% POOR. When men ask a woman out on those kinds of dates (or vice versa) it's a tell tale sign that doom is coming. It's just a beginning. I'm open to doing lots of interesting things. She does ice skating actually, so that's something we can do. Sculpting class is a good idea... I'll make a bust of Lionel Ritchie. No need to make a bust of Lionel Ritchie. Just smuggle a Mister Potato Head in & pull a switcheroo. The 2 are identical. |
| Dogfood
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| MountainTux NLI
User ID: 68089398 Canada11/02/2019 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Love it but "coffee dates" and "sushi" and "movies" are so CLICHE and LAME. RED FLAGS waving when I read that. Why do you all ask each other "what do you like (to do) and instead go do THAT????????? Ideas: Rock Climbing, Ice/Roller Skating, Scuba Diving, Sculpting class...etc People who go on "coffee dates" are typically uncreative and 99% POOR. When men ask a woman out on those kinds of dates (or vice versa) it's a tell tale sign that doom is coming. It's just a beginning. I'm open to doing lots of interesting things. She does ice skating actually, so that's something we can do. Sculpting class is a good idea... I'll make a bust of Lionel Ritchie. No need to make a bust of Lionel Ritchie. Just smuggle a Mister Potato Head in & pull a switcheroo. The 2 are identical. Actually, I'm pretty sure that the Mr. Potato Head has inherently more talent... ad ignorantiam - The assumption of a conclusion or fact based primarily on lack of evidence to the contrary. Usually best described by, “absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.” |
| the deplorable ar-15 nut
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| Person445
(OP) User ID: 78040926 Canada11/02/2019 07:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Her no reply for Saturday was a test. Quoting: Baldrick You passed. You. Are. About. To. Receive. Young. Poontang. Let's hope that's all he receives... Gonorrhea In 2014, 55.4% of all reported cases of gonorrhea occurred among blacks. The rate of gonorrhea among blacks in 2014 was 405.4 cases per 100,000 population, which was 10.6 times the rate among whites (38.3). Chlamydia In 2014, the overall rate among blacks in the United States was 1,117.9 cases per 100,000, a 6.2% decrease from the 2010 rate of 1,167.5 cases per 100,000. The rate of chlamydia among black women was 5.7 times the rate among white women (1,432.6 and 253.3 per 100,000 women, respectively). Syphillis During 2010–2014, the rate of primary and secondary (P&S) syphilis among blacks increased 7.8% (from 17.8 to 119.2 cases per 100,000 population). In 2014, 38.1% of all cases reported to CDC were among blacks. The overall 2014 rate for blacks was 5.4 times the rate for whites, while the 2013 rate was 5.6 times the rate for whites. HIV / AIDS In 2014, the estimated diagnosis rate for HIV cases in the United States was 13.8 per 100,000 population and 49.4 among blacks/African Americans. Of 222,185 estimated diagnoses of HIV infection in the United States and six dependent areas from 2010 to 2014, African Americans accounted for the following: 45% of the total 62% of women 64% of infections attributed to heterosexual contact [link to www.cdc.gov (secure)] [link to www.cdc.gov (secure)] She lives in a city of about 80,000 in the outskirts of Vancouver, Canada. Your stats are coming from low-income/educated blacks in America. She doesn't have anything. It's ridiculous. Maple Ridge? Those stats, in that case, might JUST be accurate... Just joshin'! Close! Chilliwack actually Follow me on Twitter: @RussellScott202 |
| Person445
(OP) User ID: 78040926 Canada11/02/2019 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72408109 Love it but "coffee dates" and "sushi" and "movies" are so CLICHE and LAME. RED FLAGS waving when I read that. Why do you all ask each other "what do you like (to do) and instead go do THAT????????? Ideas: Rock Climbing, Ice/Roller Skating, Scuba Diving, Sculpting class...etc People who go on "coffee dates" are typically uncreative and 99% POOR. When men ask a woman out on those kinds of dates (or vice versa) it's a tell tale sign that doom is coming. It's just a beginning. I'm open to doing lots of interesting things. She does ice skating actually, so that's something we can do. Sculpting class is a good idea... I'll make a bust of Lionel Ritchie. No need to make a bust of Lionel Ritchie. Just smuggle a Mister Potato Head in & pull a switcheroo. The 2 are identical. Actually, I'm pretty sure that the Mr. Potato Head has inherently more talent... And smaller lips lol Follow me on Twitter: @RussellScott202 |
| MountainTux NLI
User ID: 68089398 Canada11/02/2019 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Person445 It's just a beginning. I'm open to doing lots of interesting things. She does ice skating actually, so that's something we can do. Sculpting class is a good idea... I'll make a bust of Lionel Ritchie. No need to make a bust of Lionel Ritchie. Just smuggle a Mister Potato Head in & pull a switcheroo. The 2 are identical. Actually, I'm pretty sure that the Mr. Potato Head has inherently more talent... And smaller lips lol Bawhaaaahahahahahaha!  Good one, "Neighbor!" I'm on the Island. Or, more accurately, a smaller island off of the "big" island. But when my wife imported me from Onterrible (yeah, I know, I can't help where I was born) it was to Maple Ditch.  ad ignorantiam - The assumption of a conclusion or fact based primarily on lack of evidence to the contrary. Usually best described by, “absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.” |
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| Blue State Rebel
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77846618 United States11/02/2019 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months. Quoting: Person445 A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee. Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store. She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you." I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?" She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though." I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs. She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning. "ok" I replied. I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened? UPDATE: She texted me this morning apologizing that she hadn't gotten back to me as she became busy with work. She asked if I still wanted to go out this evening. I explained I'd since made plans to go to the football game with my son, but am available tomorrow. I'm picking her up tomorrow afternoon and we're going for sushi. She might just be hungry a lot..or she may be after your paycheck and thinks you are an easy touch. |
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| MountainTux NLI
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| FireSteel
User ID: 78130206 United States11/02/2019 08:48 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Already stated on this thread by another poster = she's lookin for a sugar daddy Last Edited by FireSteel on 11/02/2019 08:50 PM |
| Person445
(OP) User ID: 78040926 Canada11/03/2019 11:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you all for your comments and interest in the thread. If anything noteworthy arises I'll add it to the chat.  Follow me on Twitter: @RussellScott202 |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77623184 United States11/03/2019 11:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months. Quoting: Person445 A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee. Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store. She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you." I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?" She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though." I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs. She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning. "ok" I replied. I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened? UPDATE: She texted me this morning apologizing that she hadn't gotten back to me as she became busy with work. She asked if I still wanted to go out this evening. I explained I'd since made plans to go to the football game with my son, but am available tomorrow. I'm picking her up tomorrow afternoon and we're going for sushi. Go for it. it`s legal. Do it now because when you are 50 you will bald, teeth falling out and beer belly. When you are 50 no 20 year old will be asking you out. You will be considered a grampa or a perv! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78100233 United States11/03/2019 11:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months. Quoting: Person445 A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee. Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store. She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you." I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?" She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though." I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs. She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning. "ok" I replied. I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened? UPDATE: She texted me this morning apologizing that she hadn't gotten back to me as she became busy with work. She asked if I still wanted to go out this evening. I explained I'd since made plans to go to the football game with my son, but am available tomorrow. I'm picking her up tomorrow afternoon and we're going for sushi. 1. do you look younger than 40? 2. is she asian? also, pretty neat if she's the manager of the store at only 20 flat |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78137343  New Zealand11/03/2019 11:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months. Quoting: Person445 A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee. Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store. She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you." I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?" She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though." I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs. She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning. "ok" I replied. I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened? UPDATE: She texted me this morning apologizing that she hadn't gotten back to me as she became busy with work. She asked if I still wanted to go out this evening. I explained I'd since made plans to go to the football game with my son, but am available tomorrow. I'm picking her up tomorrow afternoon and we're going for sushi. Crikey ole mate. Get in there boots an all. Any other advice be from jealous ole married folk |
| Lance Roseman From BC
User ID: 45329550 Canada11/04/2019 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Love it but "coffee dates" and "sushi" and "movies" are so CLICHE and LAME. RED FLAGS waving when I read that. Why do you all ask each other "what do you like (to do) and instead go do THAT????????? Ideas: Rock Climbing, Ice/Roller Skating, Scuba Diving, Sculpting class...etc People who go on "coffee dates" are typically uncreative and 99% POOR. When men ask a woman out on those kinds of dates (or vice versa) it's a tell tale sign that doom is coming. It's just a beginning. I'm open to doing lots of interesting things. She does ice skating actually, so that's something we can do. Sculpting class is a good idea... I'll make a bust of Lionel Ritchie. Yes, most Canadian blacks can read, write, work, wear their pants correctly something seemingly unheard of in the US. Just don't go on dates with young and unassimilated Syrians or something. If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
