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User ID: 78139196 United States 11/05/2019 03:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How Important Is It To Make Sure You Have Great Tomato Plants ??? ROTFLMAO !!!!! I'll just leave this little story here and hope you have a good LAUGH !!!! Good Night My Friends An elderly man lived alone in Baltimore County . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Michael, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Michael, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried. Love, Michael At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Michael Last Edited by Yes I Did !! on 11/05/2019 03:11 AM"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly." Albert Einstein. |
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User ID: 78139196 United States 11/05/2019 03:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How Important Is It To Make Sure You Have Great Tomato Plants ??? ROTFLMAO !!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77887454 LOL.... I just KNEW somebody would appreciate my story !!! "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly." Albert Einstein. |
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User ID: 76355711 United States 11/05/2019 03:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How Important Is It To Make Sure You Have Great Tomato Plants ??? ROTFLMAO !!!!! He shaved his pops!!! "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish."
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