you guys listen, this is important!

Oh man <kicking dirt>

Thanks for explaining the possibilities of basic physics.

Also don't stick your hand into a blender and turn it on! Also don't stick a fork into a electrical outlet!

All it takes is the nose of the car to pivot under the trailer.

Some people are trying to make truck drivers cover that space up legally but that makes the cost of the trailer go up significantly.

I would just rather stay the fuck away from trucks and don't make truck drivers pay extra for someone else mistake.

Mistakingly taking viagra right before going to bed, that’s not good either.

so ya lost your head did ya, you seem to be getting by okay without it.

that's only if the penis really doesn't work. That stuff doesn't work on normal functioning men.

giggity giggity

Never used it myself, old guy told me it happen to him, he SAID he put it in the closet door and slammed it and it still wouldn’t go down. Poor guy lol

Oh ya baby lol

My husband wanted to try it and I was scared for nothing. He still functioned exactly the same except it made his ears turn red.

His ears were burning?

Did you try elastic bands?

i forgot about those...

I think it’s rubber bands!


Would love to try it ...

Just ask Jane Mansfield.

Actress Jayne Mansfield dies in car crash. Blonde bombshell actress Jayne Mansfield is killed instantly in 1967 when the car in which she is riding strikes the rear of a trailer truck on U.S. Route 90 east of New Orleans, Louisiana. ... Mansfield, Harrison and Brody were all killed in the accident.

I did stay at a Holiday Inn for a night.

Why? What happened to your place?

Elastic band broke lol

j/k it was a joke

fun little game to play... but only if you are single...

Take a Viagra and a night-time Tylenol at the same time.

Then, go to bed. try to see if you can successfully masturbate before the night-time Tylenol takes effect...

Then, report back here with your results...

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

I have to ask Chasity how to use them...

Ask her if she has a swing while your at it lol

Why taking Tylenol?

It’s a cocktail?

Gonna ask her to teach me... she’s the best!

It is a race...

It is a racing game but you are playing the game against... yourself

:popcat:

I’m sorry but I’m don’t get it...

She knows everything!