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I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago

 
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He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel
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pffft-spitsmokegreys-0ksure

Your mom said bring her ashtray and more AA batteries up here and throw me a turkey pot pie in before you do, pal.
 Quoting: Peach Head

Sorry to go off topic of this useless thread, but exactly what TV episode or film is the puff of smoke meme from? Is that Emily Blunt? We need a thread on the Puff of Smoke meme.
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11/07/2019 03:52 AM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
So he gets a ticket for reckless driving, etc, and you go to jail for assault, premeditated ...

No one hates tailgaters worse than me but there's better ways to deal with it. I put urine in my window washing reservoir, at 65 it sprays nicely... I have a sticker that says "study's show people who drive to close have lower IQ"...Call his employer, call 911 and report a drunk trucker, possibly drugs...

Nice troll though.
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11/07/2019 03:54 AM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
Plot twist, the truck driver is a woman.
5a
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And the attacker transgender..
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Dang...you guys were supposed to be super impressed and ask OP for more deets the random beating and if maybe you could send him your ol lady and life savings for being such a lunatic and attempting to murder an innocent motorist who accidentally bumped his high beams when his cigarette fell in his lap almost burning the transgendered ladies hacked up private parts off in the process.
People who invoke "our democracy" really mean "their power." We are not now, nor have we ever been, a democracy. That's deliberate Communist word shifting. We are a constitutional republic.
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
You didnt have to rape him. That was really taking a it too far unless your name is snackbar or something.
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11/07/2019 03:56 AM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
You know they got you on cam right? Facial recognition.
I agree the Trucker needed a lesson.

but you're gonna have Visitor for 'assult'
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If that happens I will make sure he gets fired. I have his foolishness on rape also. All I have to do is email it to his company.
I’ll let it go if he lets it go.
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The name of this high skilled storyteller is Mr. Freud.
chuckle

Now tell me the story the first time you beat yo weakly contest with yo're dad to piss the furthest, and you reached the tag thread round the cow meadow with 48V on it.
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel
 Quoting: Yes I Did 68897902

pffft-spitsmokegreys-0ksure

Your mom said bring her ashtray and more AA batteries up here and throw me a turkey pot pie in before you do, pal.
 Quoting: Peach Head

Sorry to go off topic of this useless thread, but exactly what TV episode or film is the puff of smoke meme from? Is that Emily Blunt? We need a thread on the Puff of Smoke meme.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16762662


Hell if I know, I don't ever watch that shit...TV rots your brain kid. Didn't you know that? Where's your parents??
People who invoke "our democracy" really mean "their power." We are not now, nor have we ever been, a democracy. That's deliberate Communist word shifting. We are a constitutional republic.
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11/07/2019 03:58 AM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
Op is a troll.......
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11/07/2019 04:06 AM
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bsflag
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My dash cam captured part of the incident. I can prove it.
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Post it mother fucker, lets see! I love a good ass kick'n!
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yea, let's incriminate myself. rolleyes
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You just said it was justified
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What brand of cig was it?...I need to know for a very important industry survey.

You may be eligible for cash compensation.
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel
 Quoting: Yes I Did 68897902

pffft-spitsmokegreys-0ksure

Your mom said bring her ashtray and more AA batteries up here and throw me a turkey pot pie in before you do, pal.
 Quoting: Peach Head

Sorry to go off topic of this useless thread, but exactly what TV episode or film is the puff of smoke meme from? Is that Emily Blunt? We need a thread on the Puff of Smoke meme.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16762662


Hell if I know, I don't ever watch that shit...TV rots your brain kid. Didn't you know that? Where's your parents??
 Quoting: Peach Head


I'm not a kid and I don't watch TV except selectively online. The puff of smoke is one of the most popular memes on GLP. For once I want to clear up the origins of it, EXACTLY, and who the chick is.

It looks like it might be from the Devil Wears Prada; is it?
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pffft-spitsmokegreys-0ksure

Your mom said bring her ashtray and more AA batteries up here and throw me a turkey pot pie in before you do, pal.
 Quoting: Peach Head

Sorry to go off topic of this useless thread, but exactly what TV episode or film is the puff of smoke meme from? Is that Emily Blunt? We need a thread on the Puff of Smoke meme.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16762662


Hell if I know, I don't ever watch that shit...TV rots your brain kid. Didn't you know that? Where's your parents??
 Quoting: Peach Head


I'm not a kid and I don't watch TV except selectively online. The puff of smoke is one of the most popular memes on GLP. For once I want to clear up the origins of it, EXACTLY, and who the chick is.

It looks like it might be from the Devil Wears Prada; is it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16762662

Listen kid, I told ya already I don't watch TV...movies either!
People who invoke "our democracy" really mean "their power." We are not now, nor have we ever been, a democracy. That's deliberate Communist word shifting. We are a constitutional republic.
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11/07/2019 04:12 AM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
What brand of cig was it?...I need to know for a very important industry survey.

You may be eligible for cash compensation.
 Quoting: ~BigBlock~


lmao
Camel?
Two bollz on the back, instead of in their pants?
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What brand of cig was it?...I need to know for a very important industry survey.

You may be eligible for cash compensation.
 Quoting: ~BigBlock~


lmao
Camel?
Two bollz on the back, instead of in their pants?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24342400


rofl5
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11/07/2019 04:26 AM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
lol
Peach Head

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11/07/2019 04:35 AM
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Op is a troll.......
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DOrolleyesnorespect
People who invoke "our democracy" really mean "their power." We are not now, nor have we ever been, a democracy. That's deliberate Communist word shifting. We are a constitutional republic.
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11/07/2019 07:13 AM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
Hope it was a honky or a paki. Love hearing about stupid honkys getting knocked out. Honkys like to write cheque’s with their mouth, but there flabby body’s can’t cash.
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11/07/2019 07:15 AM
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I jerk off to honkys getting knocked out.
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11/07/2019 07:25 AM
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Fake and gay.

Op was toe tapping in the truck stop bathroom and all the truckers turned him down so he is pissed and came to GLP to lament not having any dicks to suck tonight.
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11/07/2019 07:29 AM

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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
Thanks, OP! Truck drivers, large trucks and small, can be rude in their killing machines. One in a regular truck, cherry red with unusual fenders (Mexican) nearly ran me off the road in DFW during rush hour. I had somehow caused him not to get in the lane he wanted? I don't know, but death can't come too soon some days. Tired of the violence in the culture and love it when somebody STANDS UP to it. Thank you, OP - you did a lot of people a favor by bringing him down a notch.
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11/07/2019 07:46 AM
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Lucky the truck had cameras. You are on liveleak have a look.
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You need locking up..
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For rampant mental illness, nothing more.

This is a syphilitic loser whose brain is being eaten by the disease so he comes here to display his descent.

He's a trucker, a "supervisor", a mall cop, he apparently has very short 22 inch arms, he's had a LOT of gay experiences, and he likes to soil himself.

He likes to rage in his insanity but no worries, he's totally impotent.
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Hope it was a honky or a paki. Love hearing about stupid honkys getting knocked out. Honkys like to write cheque’s with their mouth, but there flabby body’s can’t cash.
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I jerk off to honkys getting knocked out.
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shabozz


I lost my apathy.
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11/07/2019 09:31 AM
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I lost my apathy.
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel station. This is going to get graphic..........

I confronted him on what he did. I sucker punched him. He fell down, then got up then fell down again because my right uppercut rocked him. I choked him unconscious. While he was out I gave him raccoon eyes. I punched him in each eye causing them to swell and bruise. He came to after I blacked his eyes. I choked him out again. Then I took a leak on his big rig. He learned a valuable lesson. Happened 2:00 am eastern. Less than an hour ago. I feel good about what I did.
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jerkit
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
lol @ your ghey trucker BDSM fantasies.
I'd rather be real and rejected than fake and accepted.

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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
Part 2 of the story is where your rape fantasy comes in.
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11/07/2019 09:58 AM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
If you ever tried that shit on me OP rest assured you would be drinking all of my piss jugs.
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maybe he was running out of diesel and your slow ass Prius was holding him up.
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11/07/2019 10:28 AM
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11/07/2019 10:29 AM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
well, now....not too cool!!!

always remember one of my favorite sayings:


THAT WHICH ANGERS YOU CONTROLS YOU.

ya heah???

you are pathetic.......

:-(

the world's already too full of stupid shit like what you did.......you have no reason to be proud of yourself.

oh well!!!!


- SIGH -





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