Druzhba Oil Depot was haunted tonight; and Druzha translates to "friendship" in the Russian language.

My letters to Joe Biden, Antony Blinken, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss, and Naftali Bennet will ship this week, and I will provide a tracking number.

Honestly, in the many years we Freemen have been secretly operating for American Presidents, under their knowledge, I have never had such a cold relationship until the Joe Biden Administration, so, hopefully, this letter changes that.

—Krazed

[April 24, 2022]