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How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door? | |
wisconsin
 User ID: 78132269  United States11/08/2019 02:10 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | . ... hubby invited them in ... BUT asked that he be able to pray first ... . ... never had a visit since then ... . . Our family celebrates The Lord's Feasts: [link to www.grafted-promise.net] Fools and the dead don't change their minds. Fools won't and the dead can't. When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You are only telling the world that you fear what he might say. Quoting: CountryWise Amos 5:13 - Therefore at such a time the prudent person keeps silent, for it is an evil time. |
| zzcat
User ID: 2452483 United States11/08/2019 04:15 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74287764 United States11/08/2019 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Patagonians
User ID: 78007017  Argentina11/08/2019 04:21 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | as an ex mormon priest? Quoting: CitizenPerth tell them "the last two that came by said they 'dusted their feet' ".... they will know what it means, and not bother you anymore.. ;) LOL, also tell them you are jewish. This. It also works on the jehovah's witness cult. And when he gets to Heaven, to Saint Peter he will tell: "Just another soldier reporting, Sir. Ive served my time in Hell" |
| Off Switch
User ID: 77883734 United States11/08/2019 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | New Hampshire just passed a bill making it illegal to ignore them when they knock, or to shut your door on them in any less than two minutes. Part of a religious diversification agenda that wants to give all religions a chance to share their viewpoint. Punishable by fines of up to 10,000 dollars or even jail time if a homeowner harasses them before shutting the door on them. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77124500  Bad or missing keyboard. Press F1 to continue.... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4179610 United States11/08/2019 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4179610 United States11/08/2019 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| RussianAsset
User ID: 77996502  Netherlands11/08/2019 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78148651 11/08/2019 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about showing everyone some respect? If you are God centered, you should only be attracting goood souls. I know many good Mormons. I don’t agree with their religious views, but I love them because it’s the right they to do. Put your ego down. Grow a heart. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 15347012 United States11/08/2019 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Truth Reaper
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| Truth Reaper
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77376498 United States11/08/2019 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | New Hampshire just passed a bill making it illegal to ignore them when they knock, or to shut your door on them in any less than two minutes. Part of a religious diversification agenda that wants to give all religions a chance to share their viewpoint. Punishable by fines of up to 10,000 dollars or even jail time if a homeowner harasses them before shutting the door on them. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77124500 >2 minutes? LOL. That is all. fuck that. |
| Truth Reaper
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78147338 United States11/08/2019 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Butch DeFeo
(OP) User ID: 78147338 United States11/08/2019 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Believe it or not, they walked right past my No Trespassing sign, onto my property. They either don't understand the sign, or believe they are above the sign. This post was me. :DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS: Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN. |
| Truth Reaper
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| Deplorable Zenobia
User ID: 77763575 United States11/08/2019 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You can do what my hubby used to do. He made a small wooden sign and hung it prominently on tree outside of front door. "Don't bother knocking. I'm a Druid and worship trees." And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
| Butch DeFeo
(OP) User ID: 78147338 United States11/08/2019 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Believe it or not, they walked right past my No Trespassing sign, onto my property. They either don't understand the sign, or believe they are above the sign. That's when you get shitty with them and tell them to go the fuck on. I've done that in the past. However a new batch of moron missionaries come to the door at a later date. There are 3 moron churches in my city. :DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS: Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78099911 United States11/08/2019 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| CitizenPerth
User ID: 78148701  Australia11/08/2019 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | as an ex mormon priest? Quoting: CitizenPerth tell them "the last two that came by said they 'dusted their feet' ".... they will know what it means, and not bother you anymore.. ;) THIS is interesting. If you revisit this thread, please tell us more about what this means. And I wonder if a second or third party of mormons would want to "give you a second chance", even if you say that. dusting the feet? simply means that the particular house is "so far gone", that they should not entertain the idea of ever revisiting.. for whatever reason ;) It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
| Cleolotus
User ID: 78146386  New Zealand11/09/2019 09:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get a friend to come out and let them know you have died. Years ago my flatmate was getting harassed by them so that's what we told them. Worked a charm! Except they probably went and baptized your “ dead” friend Surprise - he’s now a mormon Lol! They actually looked really shocked and said they would pray for his soul...………… it made him feel a bit guilty as I recall but at least it stopped them coming! |
