How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?

Quit worshipping Satan for starters.....

Put up a sign that says you suck blaak koks only.

Even satanism bores me. I wouldn't touch any religion with a 20 foot pole.

Gross, ma'am.

Call the church or ward in your area and ask them. They won’t come by again. Tell them they are not welcome on your private property.

I tell them I love Jesus, thanks, and close the door.

They want to argue, no time for that.

Or just don’t open the door to them.

as an ex mormon priest?

tell them "the last two that came by said they 'dusted their feet' "....


they will know what it means, and not bother you anymore.. ;)

Last Edited by CitizenPerth™ on 11/08/2019 02:10 AM

Get a friend to come out and let them know you have died.

Years ago my flatmate was getting harassed by them so that's what we told them. Worked a charm!

an upside down cross might do it.

They're usually real nice, they'll help you do work if you ask? Or even just talk to you. Sounds like that's what you might need. Your anger is screaming for someone to remind you that you do have self-worth.

New Hampshire just passed a bill making it illegal to ignore them when they knock, or to shut your door on them in any less than two minutes. Part of a religious diversification agenda that wants to give all religions a chance to share their viewpoint. Punishable by fines of up to 10,000 dollars or even jail time if a homeowner harasses them before shutting the door on them.

Ask them about the Mountain Meadows Massacre? Why did they dress up as Indians and slaughter a wagon train of fellow Americans?

Tell them you want some got dam answers on that one?

You could also ask them about the Oath of vengeance? They will probably say they don't do that anymore.

Say, really? Don't you think maybe in private there's probably some Mormons taking the oath? Then wink at them.

LOL, also tell them you are jewish.

no way, that can not be true?

Tell them you paint yourself blue and worship tree frogs.

Engage them in intelligent debate. Answer the door naked. Make up flyers of your own for the Church of Moran and hand it to them. Tell them you charge a speaking fee to speak to them

put some hardcore porn on the tv and invite them in

I hate it when you are sunbathing on the side of the house and they come right up to me in my private time and start asking me questions. Anyone could pretend to be mormons and break in homes.

or Catholic

Keep it simple, put a sign on your door that says “please, do not KNOCK on door. Thank you”

I have no idea HOW... unless a big sign on your door that says no religious peddling... I knew somebody who did that and it worked .....

Just play this when you see them.

Easy.

Draw a couple of chalk outlines of bodies on your sidewalk and spread mormon pamplets around them.

As the AP said, just tell them that this is a Catholic house and not to return. They will in turn tell all the rest. Case closed. I did it and it worked as stated.

I would open the door to Jehovah's Witnesses with a phone in my hand or other times just saying I wasn't interested. They kept returning. Once I didn't answer the door at least 15 times (I could see who was out there), they stopped coming.

Last Edited by nutmeg on 11/08/2019 10:24 AM

Electric lawnmower also, nope not here

And i worked, goddammit

As if dry concrete is better then your city block

put a sign on your door
"we shoot every 3rd mormon
the second one just left"