I live 5 miles down at the dead end of a dirt road on a lake with about 20 neighbors. Ask me a question.

are you going to live there forever?

That's still too many neighbors.

Oh and it’s a private road. We can keep the non-desirables out.

Yes. It’s far away from Liberals.

Not really. We all look out for each other and have enough privacy to hide when we want.

joe dirt! is that you?

Are you sad to know that you'll be among the first to go when TSHTF. Your prime real estate will be taken with force by dudes stronger than you trying to protect their families. Marines, special forces, shot like that. They are going to come out of the water and you'll never see it coming.

Who plows the road leading to your lake? You obviously live in snow country.

How far are you from a grocery store and does Amazon deliver to your door?

Is it a commune ?

you makin’ meth out there?

So do I. Plus my town is full of like-minded people including the sheriff. CCW for all that qualify. Every blade of grass has an American rifleman. We are the well-regtulated militia.

Smart man.

How much snow do you get?

Don't need guns in those communities,thus op is lying.

Are there any houses for sale?

20 neighbors? damn that's 20 too many.

do you have crisco parties?

How's the internet connection?

You are lucky.

What time does the midnight movie come on?

Fake news. OP is a Russian bot.

Wind.

TV is for stupids.

Terrible. Just the way I like it.

No

No. We buy them up if they go on sale and sell to an appropriate family. Doesn’t happen often.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did George Kennedy play in so many disaster yarns from the 70's