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How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2019 01:11 PM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
Hang a cross on your door.
Master Of Righteousness
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11/08/2019 02:03 PM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
Jehovah religion is the worse breakaway schism of the RCC.

They shalt be judged and condemned accordingly.

Not even John the Baptist would answer the door.
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11/08/2019 02:07 PM

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... hubby invited them in ... BUT asked that he be able to pray first ...
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... never had a visit since then ...
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Our family celebrates The Lord's Feasts:
[link to www.grafted-promise.net]

Fools and the dead don't change their minds. Fools won't and the dead can't.

When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You are only telling the world that you fear what he might say. Quoting: CountryWise

Amos 5:13 - Therefore at such a time the prudent person keeps silent, for it is an evil time.
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
It's an evil, wicked, and satanic cult and I'm damn sick and tired of them harassing me on my own property.

Help!

stfu YOU PHUKIN SATANIC CULT SCUM!
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Have an automated message play when the doorbell is rung, "hello, if you are JW ==>

They'll get it!
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
It's an evil, wicked, and satanic cult and I'm damn sick and tired of them harassing me on my own property.

Help!

stfu YOU PHUKIN SATANIC CULT SCUM!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


You need be fucking rude and tell them DO NOT EVER COME HERE AGAIN YOU ARE A FUCKING CULT GET OUT OF HERE!

ive done it cunts never came back EVER! AGAIN


speak up everyone is so soft and delicate
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11/08/2019 02:26 PM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
I tell them no one comes between me and God. They get it and don't come back.
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11/08/2019 02:52 PM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
It's an evil, wicked, and satanic cult and I'm damn sick and tired of them harassing me on my own property.

Help!

stfu YOU PHUKIN SATANIC CULT SCUM!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


Just go to the door naked. Usually works.
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11/08/2019 03:26 PM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
answer the door nekid
and if it's dudes
ask them if they can send 2 chicks instead

works on the Mormons too





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