Stock Market ALL TIME HIGH AGAIN!!!! MAGGGGGGAAAAAAA!!!!

I'm going to order a 24oz steak and the most expensive bottle of wine tonight!

My car won't start though (transmission issue) but I have an Uber lined up. I'll get around to fixing the car when I get my Trump tax refund in a few months.

After my fancy dinner, I'm hoping my date will invite me over to her apartment. She has a roommate but I hear that she's cool with having guys over. If not, I'll head over to my Mom's house. I got evicted from my place because I was late with my rent. I told the landlord I'm good for it in a few months..then I screamed MAGA country! He didn't take me seriously..does he really think I won't pay him? Look at the stock market moran!

Anyways, happy Friday y'all! Hope you're all enjoying this all time MARKET HIGH!! Speaking of high, any of you got a blunt you can send me? Or maybe I can setup a GoFundMe account? I'll pay it forward, promise. One love. PEACE OUT!

MAGA!