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5yo Little Girl Gets Cock Candles On Birthday Cake

 
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5yo Little Girl Gets Cock Candles On Birthday Cake
This shits gettn outta hand, sexualization of the children.

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Mom who spent $300 on daughter's fifth birthday party is horrified after receiving unicorn cake with phallic-looking horn [link to twitter.com (secure)]


Alexandra Schroeder spent months planning her daughter’s fifth birthday party before finally settling on hosting it at the Whipped Bakery in Lansing

Schroeder says she parted ways with as much as $370 to rent space at the bakery for the special event, and to have them bake her daughter a themed cake

The mother claims the bakery only provided the party with one table and six chairs for a party of three, reportedly informing the rest that they ‘could stand’
Schroeder was left gobsmacked as the cake resembled nothing like the unicorn confection promised, with a phallic-looking horn to boot

Things turned nasty when Schroeder shared pictures of the cake on Facebook, and the bakery hit back with a series of accusations of their own
When contacted for comment, Whipped Bakery refused and said instead the incident will be settled in court with a litigation

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1Trump-pedofind
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I see a unicorn horn, how sick are you to see a penis?

My penis isn't spiraled!
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11/10/2019 12:40 PM
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I've never seen a penis that looks like that unicorn horn 1dunno1
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11/10/2019 12:41 PM

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Elongated turd..
:kkwapper:
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11/10/2019 12:42 PM
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Wow, people really want to see stuff that isn't there.

Reminds me of the joke about a guy with a cork screw cock that finally found a chick with a cork screw twat. The only problem was that he was left threaded and she was right.
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11/10/2019 12:43 PM
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That candle looks nothing like a humam penis.

lmao
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That candle looks nothing like a humam penis.

lmao
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I see a unicorn horn, how sick are you to see a penis?

My penis isn't spiraled!
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Phallic
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Wow, people really want to see stuff that isn't there.

Reminds me of the joke about a guy with a cork screw cock that finally found a chick with a cork screw twat. The only problem was that he was left threaded and she was right.
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Made the news
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11/10/2019 12:49 PM
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Jesus Christ. This is why people won’t take real news seriously when it involves pedo culture.
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I see a unicorn horn, how sick are you to see a penis?

My penis isn't spiraled!
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Not the whole world is about men.
Stop whining.
It looks like a dildo, but it also looks like propergender again.

Why?
Coz Who is the photograph of the girl?
It don't look like a 5 year old girl.

They are trying to sexualise and paedophelise All of us through all this phylth, brought to you by countless fake accounts.
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Re: 5yo Little Girl Gets Cock Candles On Birthday Cake
This shits gettn outta hand, sexualization of the children.

[link to imgur.com]


Mom who spent $300 on daughter's fifth birthday party is horrified after receiving unicorn cake with phallic-looking horn [link to twitter.com (secure)]


Alexandra Schroeder spent months planning her daughter’s fifth birthday party before finally settling on hosting it at the Whipped Bakery in Lansing

Schroeder says she parted ways with as much as $370 to rent space at the bakery for the special event, and to have them bake her daughter a themed cake

The mother claims the bakery only provided the party with one table and six chairs for a party of three, reportedly informing the rest that they ‘could stand’
Schroeder was left gobsmacked as the cake resembled nothing like the unicorn confection promised, with a phallic-looking horn to boot

Things turned nasty when Schroeder shared pictures of the cake on Facebook, and the bakery hit back with a series of accusations of their own
When contacted for comment, Whipped Bakery refused and said instead the incident will be settled in court with a litigation
 Quoting: Phennommennonn

political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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11/10/2019 12:51 PM
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Maybe you should retitle this thread to use the word phalic...
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Read it at DM
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Maybe you should retitle this thread to use the word phalic...
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Cock, dick, synonyms work
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This shits gettn outta hand, sexualization of the children.

[link to imgur.com]


Mom who spent $300 on daughter's fifth birthday party is horrified after receiving unicorn cake with phallic-looking horn [link to twitter.com (secure)]


Alexandra Schroeder spent months planning her daughter’s fifth birthday party before finally settling on hosting it at the Whipped Bakery in Lansing

Schroeder says she parted ways with as much as $370 to rent space at the bakery for the special event, and to have them bake her daughter a themed cake

The mother claims the bakery only provided the party with one table and six chairs for a party of three, reportedly informing the rest that they ‘could stand’
Schroeder was left gobsmacked as the cake resembled nothing like the unicorn confection promised, with a phallic-looking horn to boot

Things turned nasty when Schroeder shared pictures of the cake on Facebook, and the bakery hit back with a series of accusations of their own
When contacted for comment, Whipped Bakery refused and said instead the incident will be settled in court with a litigation
 Quoting: Phennommennonn



I know nothing of this but that did not look like a dick at all just saying
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I see a unicorn horn, how sick are you to see a penis?

My penis isn't spiraled!
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Phallic
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every thing in life is Phallic from rockets to that ugly obelisk in DC!
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I see a unicorn horn, how sick are you to see a penis?

My penis isn't spiraled!
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Phallic
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every thing in life is Phallic from rockets to that ugly obelisk in DC!
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ATISup
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Re: 5yo Little Girl Gets Cock Candles On Birthday Cake
This shits gettn outta hand, sexualization of the children.

[link to imgur.com]


Mom who spent $300 on daughter's fifth birthday party is horrified after receiving unicorn cake with phallic-looking horn [link to twitter.com (secure)]


Alexandra Schroeder spent months planning her daughter’s fifth birthday party before finally settling on hosting it at the Whipped Bakery in Lansing

Schroeder says she parted ways with as much as $370 to rent space at the bakery for the special event, and to have them bake her daughter a themed cake

The mother claims the bakery only provided the party with one table and six chairs for a party of three, reportedly informing the rest that they ‘could stand’
Schroeder was left gobsmacked as the cake resembled nothing like the unicorn confection promised, with a phallic-looking horn to boot

Things turned nasty when Schroeder shared pictures of the cake on Facebook, and the bakery hit back with a series of accusations of their own
When contacted for comment, Whipped Bakery refused and said instead the incident will be settled in court with a litigation
 Quoting: Phennommennonn



I know nothing of this but that did not look like a dick at all just saying
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Sure it does. 2 words, cock shoppe. Plenty of em
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I see a unicorn horn, how sick are you to see a penis?

My penis isn't spiraled!
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Not the whole world is about men.
Stop whining.
It looks like a dildo, but it also looks like propergender again.

Why?
Coz Who is the photograph of the girl?
It don't look like a 5 year old girl.

They are trying to sexualise and paedophelise All of us through all this phylth, brought to you by countless fake accounts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62395418


I think they ARE doing this but i sgr4ee on the fake news propaganda push
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Certainly a shity cake job to say the least. They forgot to mention the cake has a pearl necklace.
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11/10/2019 02:18 PM
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OMG! Spoiled little brat didn't get a cake exactly as expected! Pervy mom decides to take it into the sexual gutter on social media.

Just buy your kid a regular damn cake and shit like this won't happen. Don't expect me to get outraged over your spoiled bitch problems.
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How Disgusting and depraved!
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Well, what kind of idiot spends hundreds on a cake and birthday party for a little kid, anyway? She chose the picture, but the decorator obviously wasn't up to par as the cake did not look much like the picture she chose. But a cock? Please! That's what you get when you pay for a product before you see it.
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Ugly cake. Looks like poop. Not a horn. Someone just doesn’t know how to decorate correctly. The mom is an idiot.

Anyway the unicorn horn is a phallic symbol since only a virgin can catch it.
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11/10/2019 02:36 PM
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OMG! Spoiled little brat didn't get a cake exactly as expected! Pervy mom decides to take it into the sexual gutter on social media.

Just buy your kid a regular damn cake and shit like this won't happen. Don't expect me to get outraged over your spoiled bitch problems.
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hesright
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The moms a fuckin perv that sees cock everywhere
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11/10/2019 03:02 PM
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Looks like a crappy made horn. just trying to get attention.
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The moms a fuckin perv that sees cock everywhere
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they had to be a perv to get pregnant lolz
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Whoever decorated that cake sure Dicked it up.





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