What's REALLY Going on Behind the Popeye's Chicken Craziness...

Ever since the Chick-fil-A's CEO Truett Cathy's outspoken statements against disapproving of the Gay lifestyle way back in 2012, the "negative" press over the years has been exceptionally good for business. In fact, profits absolutely skyrocketed in the last few years, followed with hundreds of new locations being built. Without a doubt, chick-fil-a has been the nation's #1 choice for fast food fried chicken sandwiches.

Enter 2019, and CFA's dirty stepsister, Popeye's. There's isn't a single day that passed recently without some outlandish news about how amazing Popeye's chicken sandwiches are. To the point now where people are doing insane things to supposedly to get their hands on a fucking sandwich. A SANDWICH for fucks sake, Seems weird right? Seems artificial right? Well, I think what's going on is rather clear. This is all manufactured and purchased as a means to be a huge financial "jab" to Christian based Chick-fil-A. Apparently, ever since the Popeye's bizarre publicity, sales have actually dropped by 25%.

Now, don't get me wrong, this silly ploy won't really work long term. However, why would this even be done in the first place? Because the vast majority of CFA customers are Christians. In fact CFA's entire business model is based around Christian values, including being closed on Sundays. So, who do we all know that is absolutely obsessed with money and perversions? Who do we all know that is absolutely terrified of Christians with the capacity to expose their seedy ways? I think we all know who this dirty group of people are.