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What’s having a wife like?

 
~Spaze*Man~

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11/11/2019 11:00 AM

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Imagine loving someone nearly more than you love yourself but having it made clear to you that you are at best only #6 on their list of priorities.

1. The Kids
2. Her parents & siblings
3. Her friends/social media
4. Her job
5. Her pet dog/cat
6. You (Husband)....if you are lucky.
7. Her SUV....if the SUV is a BMW/Mercedes/Volvo/Jag....it may be #6.


This is life with a modern female!

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44883436


Lol the dog is more important hahaha... True story
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2019 11:08 AM
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Omg it's like a dark veil that's put over your eyes....everything is less vivid, everything tastes less robust, you have someone who steals your energy and time.....sex is meh and degrades fast over the years....it breaks you, you stop caring about yourself and look forward to death....you do this by throwing caution to the wind and indulging in bad habits that are your only temporary escape..

It's fuckin bad man!
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11/11/2019 11:10 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Marriage will allow you to grow in ways you can’t imagine. It’s impossible to reach your full potential without a better half to inspire you to be better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77927891


The way to reach your full potential is to have a good wife AND to have children ...

no man is truly a man until he has made a child with a woman

Only a man-child would be happy with not being a father
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2019 11:13 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Last time I had a husband it meant:

more dishes
stinky socks in the bed
more cleaning
more groceries to buy
concern over what STDs they were bringing home
less sleep
really really boring and empty conversations
the obligation to cook before and after work each day
someone judging every time I spent my money on something nice then bitching when I wasn't wearing something nice

Remind me what the benefits are besides sex?
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Sounds like you found out that he's glad he's gone.

cruise
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11/11/2019 11:16 AM
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Marriage will allow you to grow in ways you can’t imagine. It’s impossible to reach your full potential without a better half to inspire you to be better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77927891


The way to reach your full potential is to have a good wife AND to have children ...

no man is truly a man until he has made a child with a woman

Only a man-child would be happy with not being a father
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77225709


Unless you understand that this planet may be a farm for higher density negative beings and you don't necessarily want to perpetuate it.

As above so below.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2019 11:22 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
You can say anything you want, but I am not envious of any man my age (54) who is unmarried.

That is an understatement.

Some of you young guys are setting yourself up for a lifetime of loneliness with a negative attitude toward the institution of marriage.

The breakdown in that institution -- and in the family -- has not been a good thing for American society.

Those of you that say it is are carrying water for the communists, just so you know.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2019 11:24 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Like not having to do your own laundry ever again.

Plus tons of other perks, if you choose right.
 Quoting: SoberLife


whats so hard about doing laundry?
just by grey clothes
TlvmmCpoft

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11/11/2019 11:26 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Last time I had a husband it meant:

more dishes
stinky socks in the bed
more cleaning
more groceries to buy
concern over what STDs they were bringing home
less sleep
really really boring and empty conversations
the obligation to cook before and after work each day
someone judging every time I spent my money on something nice then bitching when I wasn't wearing something nice

Remind me what the benefits are besides sex?
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Sounds like you found out that he's glad he's gone.

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60052792


I left him.

He actually kind of looked shocked chuckle
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

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11/11/2019 11:31 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Last time I had a husband it meant:

more dishes
stinky socks in the bed
more cleaning
more groceries to buy
concern over what STDs they were bringing home
less sleep
really really boring and empty conversations
the obligation to cook before and after work each day
someone judging every time I spent my money on something nice then bitching when I wasn't wearing something nice

Remind me what the benefits are besides sex?
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Before a person marries they should make sure they won’t be doing the lions share of the work. And the man and the woman can both cook and clean and agree on who does what chores.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2019 11:33 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Its grwat if you are a man baby who cant perform simple tasks for yourself. Someone who had Mommy do everything for them. Although eventually she will get tired of your laziness and leave your ass.
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11/11/2019 11:34 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
You can say anything you want, but I am not envious of any man my age (54) who is unmarried.

That is an understatement.

Some of you young guys are setting yourself up for a lifetime of loneliness with a negative attitude toward the institution of marriage.

The breakdown in that institution -- and in the family -- has not been a good thing for American society.

Those of you that say it is are carrying water for the communists, just so you know.
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Find a mate who is a friend and partner. That makes a good marriage. Not looks and sex. Both of those can be gone in an instant. Make sure you actually like the person if they were stripped bare of everything.
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11/11/2019 11:34 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Like not having to do your own laundry ever again.

Plus tons of other perks, if you choose right.
 Quoting: SoberLife


whats so hard about doing laundry?
just by grey clothes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77812125


These are the kind of men that get married in todays culture. Helpless mommas boys.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2019 11:36 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Hurrrrrr... Im gonna get married so she will cook and clean all my stuff....hirrrrr dirrrrr. I will get sex everyday too hurrrrrrr.

LMFAO

You will be lucky if you ever get a blowjob again that isnt sloppy seconds from Tyrone.

1rof1
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Like not having to do your own laundry ever again.

Plus tons of other perks, if you choose right.
 Quoting: SoberLife


whats so hard about doing laundry?
just by grey clothes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77812125


These are the kind of men that get married in todays culture. Helpless mommas boys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78114144


The women who marry them are crazy. Well unless the woman’s full time job is looking after the man and she benefits from this and likes caring for him. And he supports her.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2019 11:38 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Hurrrrrr... Im gonna get married so she will cook and clean all my stuff....hirrrrr dirrrrr. I will get sex everyday too hurrrrrrr.

LMFAO

You will be lucky if you ever get a blowjob again that isnt sloppy seconds from Tyrone.

1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78114144


People who get married for what they can get out of the other are in for a rude awakening. Most couples don’t even like each other but fell for the others look or sex.
Truth Reaper

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11/11/2019 11:39 AM
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It's better than blue balls!



Last Edited by Truth Reaper on 11/11/2019 11:40 AM
I lost my apathy.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2019 11:42 AM
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11/11/2019 11:46 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
You can say anything you want, but I am not envious of any man my age (54) who is unmarried.

That is an understatement.

Some of you young guys are setting yourself up for a lifetime of loneliness with a negative attitude toward the institution of marriage.

The breakdown in that institution -- and in the family -- has not been a good thing for American society.

Those of you that say it is are carrying water for the communists, just so you know.
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Find a mate who is a friend and partner. That makes a good marriage. Not looks and sex. Both of those can be gone in an instant. Make sure you actually like the person if they were stripped bare of everything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449


Well said
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11/11/2019 11:52 AM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Last time I had a husband it meant:

more dishes
stinky socks in the bed
more cleaning
more groceries to buy
concern over what STDs they were bringing home
less sleep
really really boring and empty conversations
the obligation to cook before and after work each day
someone judging every time I spent my money on something nice then bitching when I wasn't wearing something nice

Remind me what the benefits are besides sex?
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Sounds like you found out that he's glad he's gone.

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60052792


I left him.

He actually kind of looked shocked chuckle
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


norespect
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11/11/2019 12:05 PM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
If her brain is not wrecked by feminism, she'll feel great on your cock plus only bitch about 30 percent of the time.
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11/11/2019 12:06 PM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Last time I had a husband it meant:

more dishes
stinky socks in the bed
more cleaning
more groceries to buy
concern over what STDs they were bringing home
less sleep
really really boring and empty conversations
the obligation to cook before and after work each day
someone judging every time I spent my money on something nice then bitching when I wasn't wearing something nice

Remind me what the benefits are besides sex?
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Was he cheating on you?
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11/11/2019 12:11 PM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Last time I had a husband it meant:

more dishes
stinky socks in the bed
more cleaning
more groceries to buy
concern over what STDs they were bringing home
less sleep
really really boring and empty conversations
the obligation to cook before and after work each day
someone judging every time I spent my money on something nice then bitching when I wasn't wearing something nice

Remind me what the benefits are besides sex?
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Sounds like you found out that he's glad he's gone.

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60052792


I left him.

He actually kind of looked shocked chuckle
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


norespect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60052792


Yeah, you obviously overlooked how he ignored the blood in the bathroom, the crappy attitude, how he always "got rid of the spider", worked his ass off doing something that actually required skill, and how many times did you wash the car you ended up stealing from him, when he was around?
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11/11/2019 12:36 PM
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
You can say anything you want, but I am not envious of any man my age (54) who is unmarried.

That is an understatement.
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Except for those of us who, at 54, have been through this ...

Been there / Done that / NEVER again.

I'm in arguably the best shape of my life and I played HS football. I'm the same size I was at 17 years old.

Believe me young fellers, there are NO women my age in any kind of shape at all. ZERO.

If you are not getting smiles from the 30-somethings (I am), then yes, I agree, I am not envious.

I've always liked older women ... up into my mid-40s.
That has changed dramatically in my 50s.
It's a wasteland out there for 50-somethings.

Keep yourself in great shape guys, for when you reach your 50s they will be knocking your door down to get to you.

Just DON'T get married. Stay Single / Stay Sane
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11/11/2019 12:45 PM

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Last time I had a husband it meant:

more dishes
stinky socks in the bed
more cleaning
more groceries to buy
concern over what STDs they were bringing home
less sleep
really really boring and empty conversations
the obligation to cook before and after work each day
someone judging every time I spent my money on something nice then bitching when I wasn't wearing something nice

Remind me what the benefits are besides sex?
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


You just had the wrong man.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



Slake Blake
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11/11/2019 12:49 PM
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Sounds like you found out that he's glad he's gone.

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60052792


I left him.

He actually kind of looked shocked chuckle
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


norespect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60052792


Yeah, you obviously overlooked how he ignored the blood in the bathroom, the crappy attitude, how he always "got rid of the spider", worked his ass off doing something that actually required skill, and how many times did you wash the car you ended up stealing from him, when he was around?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78157462


Good grief!

Periods are a miracle of life, the ability to propagate the species.

If you had a period that was shedding the lining of your uterus you'd be unhappy and crabby too.

Pfft spiders, single mothers kill spiders too he-man.

If men work so hard at something requiring skill why are there so many men going, "OMG, we need coal jobs!"

Washing a car is so easy kids do it, as for women buying cars there's moar women in college than men and all of them bar the gender studies kids can buy their own car...

Women need men like a fish needs a bicycle.
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
Last time I had a husband it meant:

more dishes
stinky socks in the bed
more cleaning
more groceries to buy
concern over what STDs they were bringing home
less sleep
really really boring and empty conversations
the obligation to cook before and after work each day
someone judging every time I spent my money on something nice then bitching when I wasn't wearing something nice

Remind me what the benefits are besides sex?
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


You just had the wrong man.
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


:fact:

There are good guys out there.
NowIhavetothinkofanam​e
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Re: What’s having a wife like?
You can say anything you want, but I am not envious of any man my age (54) who is unmarried.

That is an understatement.
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Except for those of us who, at 54, have been through this ...

Been there / Done that / NEVER again.

I'm in arguably the best shape of my life and I played HS football. I'm the same size I was at 17 years old.

Believe me young fellers, there are NO women my age in any kind of shape at all. ZERO.

If you are not getting smiles from the 30-somethings (I am), then yes, I agree, I am not envious.

I've always liked older women ... up into my mid-40s.
That has changed dramatically in my 50s.
It's a wasteland out there for 50-somethings.

Keep yourself in great shape guys, for when you reach your 50s they will be knocking your door down to get to you.

Just DON'T get married. Stay Single / Stay Sane
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51016074


Just get snipped otherwise... baby And child support for 18 years.

It's not enough to just wear a raincoat, women will fish them out of a bin to catch a big fish.
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I left him.

He actually kind of looked shocked chuckle
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


norespect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60052792


Yeah, you obviously overlooked how he ignored the blood in the bathroom, the crappy attitude, how he always "got rid of the spider", worked his ass off doing something that actually required skill, and how many times did you wash the car you ended up stealing from him, when he was around?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78157462


Good grief!

Periods are a miracle of life, the ability to propagate the species.

If you had a period that was shedding the lining of your uterus you'd be unhappy and crabby too.

Pfft spiders, single mothers kill spiders too he-man.

If men work so hard at something requiring skill why are there so many men going, "OMG, we need coal jobs!"

Washing a car is so easy kids do it, as for women buying cars there's moar women in college than men and all of them bar the gender studies kids can buy their own car...

Women need men like a fish needs a bicycle.
 Quoting: NowIhavetothinkofaname 78156931


first you talked about the lining of your uterus and about propagate the species.

and then you say women need men like a fish needs a bike..


yeah that makes perfect sense..bsflag
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Women need men like a fish needs a bicycle.
 Quoting: NowIhavetothinkofaname 78156931


Nice to know! Thanks!

We'll remember that when the shooting starts ...
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Women need men like a fish needs a bicycle.
 Quoting: NowIhavetothinkofaname 78156931


Nice to know! Thanks!

We'll remember that when the shooting starts ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51016074


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