I just drank a whole cup of Papa Johns garlic butter sauce. Ask me a question.

Well.... Not feeling so great now....

My stomach is churning a bit.

i predict you will experience anal leakage within 48 hrs


and develop cancer within 5 yrs.

Is you stoopid?

be honest, this isnt the frst time...

is it OP?

i am aware of several additives to common fast food ingredients that literally cause physical dependence. found in garlic butter and other "spray" type flavorings at fast food pizza joints. really bad, like 30 letter chemical flavinoids that look poisonous in every way.

Are you on the toilet yet?

I’ve just prepared an extra spicy Bloody Mary to wash this down with.

next time you visit one of these poison factories

loiter around a while and carefully observe the customers.

notice their gait, body language, and mannerisms. if possible, watch them eat and keep watching for changes.

im not joking btw. its the same as watching a crackhead get their fix. it more than hunger. they are physically dependent on this fast food. its more than convenient. they are addicted.

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUTTA PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do we get to pay your medical bills or do you have insurance through a company?

It’s ok I have medicaid.

Did it make your balls smell like A-1 sauce?

will you chase it with a shot of bourbon and a cigarette?

get the fuck out of my life entitled parasites