Today is my first day on the internet.

That's why I was told to join by the lovely lady in HR,at my place of employment, she is 72.

If there is a topic of interest, go to youtube.com and you will find it.

Just put whatever you are looking for in the search box and you will find it -even if it's how to replace a light bulb in your stove or something.

Or you can find a very interesting university lecture from an ivy league university that costs a fortune to attend.

It's really unlimited...

Don’t forget the Liveleak!

You-tube helped me find this, and Jay Leno's garage,

Jerk troll trolls like a jerk...

I was just emailed. I was told people at GLP , who report abusive posts, are like the high school monitor tattle tale. The Mafioso calls them Rats.

What do you cal yourself?

Over already?

What's your problem?

lol

That always makes me laugh.

Welcome to the internet.

Believe almost nothing.

Done!

Classic Shitterhands.

True but it could use a little pron, imho.

First piece of advice: there ARE NOT beautiful local girls dying to meet you.

A guy on here named Brief learned that the hard way.

I call myself someone who is sick and tired of idiots like you who think they're funny when they are NOT. Sick and tired of dickless jagoffs who take shots but are far too cowardly to do anything but play "hit and run".

That's what I call myself, you shit head, and I give not one fuck what you think or say in reply.

I am sorry for the fact you were oxygen deprived for what I'd estimate twenty minutes at birth, the ongoing deficit you suffer is all to apparent. Now go apologize to your mother, she's embarrassed to admit she spawned your sad ass.

Go back to sleep or I will walk back to your room for therapy hour.

Internet, let alone GLP noob, wouldn't call it GLP..

The internets are a series of tubes that lead down various rabbitholes.

GLP NOOB> ?

NICE TRY LASS.

THREE YEARS BEFORE YOU,,,,,,BLAHHHHH

you're a bit late, i finished it a few days ago...spoiler alert, marijuana did it

Are you sure this wasn't your "first day" OP?

Thread: Mossad’s Superspy Robert Maxwell’s Daughter Ghislaine Was Epstein’s Handler, Epstein Emerged After His Death, Also Jimmy Savile...

What about this day you posted here?

Thread: Woman who's slept with 5000 men attributes success to lacing her men's food with menstrual blood,rendering them sheepish,giving her 1000s of

Wait a minute. thats right i found GLP back in 2004.

Great investigative work. YOU SHOULD HELP THE ALPHABET AGENCIES figure out who did 911

Wow you totally missed her point, and validated it at the same time.