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I'm a tailgater..deal with it

 
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11/17/2019 09:14 AM
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I'm a tailgater..deal with it
I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.

Rorschach Watchmen

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11/17/2019 09:15 AM
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I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I just drive considerably slower.

People that tailgate=people that can’t make it to places on time.
“When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something”

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11/17/2019 09:18 AM
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Re: I'm a tailgater..deal with it
I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I just drive considerably slower.

People that tailgate=people that can’t make it to places on time.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


No we've got several plates spinning at one time. We're making money, seeing multiple women, going to meetings/events, etc.

When you see a black 2018 Audi A7 coming up behind you, get out the way bitch.
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11/17/2019 09:19 AM
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Do you switch lanes like a maniac as well?
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11/17/2019 09:20 AM
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I tailgate when people go below the speed limit unless they have a handicap
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11/17/2019 09:22 AM
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Re: I'm a tailgater..deal with it
Do you switch lanes like a maniac as well?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


No I just ride their ass in the left lane and flash my brights if they don't have the sense to move out of my way.
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Re: I'm a tailgater..deal with it
I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I just drive considerably slower.

People that tailgate=people that can’t make it to places on time.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


No we've got several plates spinning at one time. We're making money, seeing multiple women, going to meetings/events, etc.

When you see a black 2018 Audi A7 coming up behind you, get out the way bitch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


Lmao who is we and I drive a 2019, by the rules of the road your car is older and needs to get out of the way.
“When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something”

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11/17/2019 09:22 AM
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Every time you take a drink from your super sized big gulp I hit my brakes
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11/17/2019 09:22 AM
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Do you switch lanes like a maniac as well?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


You know he does, it gets him there faster. Lol
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11/17/2019 09:23 AM
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Every time you take a drink from your super sized big gulp I hit my brakes
 Quoting: Malu nli


I did this to a guy tailgating me through a parking lot and watched his wife drench herself in soda.
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Re: I'm a tailgater..deal with it
I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I just drive considerably slower.

People that tailgate=people that can’t make it to places on time.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


No we've got several plates spinning at one time. We're making money, seeing multiple women, going to meetings/events, etc.

When you see a black 2018 Audi A7 coming up behind you, get out the way bitch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


Lmao who is we and I drive a 2019, by the rules of the road your car is older and needs to get out of the way.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


You drive a 2019 Chevy Cruze? My car is hot, boy!
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11/17/2019 09:24 AM
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May I ask sir, do you also sport a small penis?
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11/17/2019 09:24 AM
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When I have a tailgater behind me, I purposely set my cruise control 5 to 10 mph lower than the speed I was originally going. Deal with it.
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11/17/2019 09:25 AM
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May I ask sir, do you also sport a small penis?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28816501


You sound like a bottom boy bitch!
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11/17/2019 09:26 AM
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When I have a tailgater behind me, I purposely set my cruise control 5 to 10 mph lower than the speed I was originally going. Deal with it.
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That behavior will get you smacked in the mouth.
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11/17/2019 09:27 AM
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I just drive considerably slower.

People that tailgate=people that can’t make it to places on time.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


No we've got several plates spinning at one time. We're making money, seeing multiple women, going to meetings/events, etc.

When you see a black 2018 Audi A7 coming up behind you, get out the way bitch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


Lmao who is we and I drive a 2019, by the rules of the road your car is older and needs to get out of the way.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


You drive a 2019 Chevy Cruze? My car is hot, boy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


2019 WRX, weird that you would project right to a Chevy Cruze though, is that what you drive in your real life?
“When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something”

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When I have a tailgater behind me, I purposely set my cruise control 5 to 10 mph lower than the speed I was originally going. Deal with it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36632653


That behavior will get you smacked in the mouth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


So tough

Last Edited by H. Rorschach on 11/17/2019 09:27 AM
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11/17/2019 09:30 AM
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Re: I'm a tailgater..deal with it
Do you switch lanes like a maniac as well?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


No I just ride their ass in the left lane and flash my brights if they don't have the sense to move out of my way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


Ok. Those people are awful. Tailgating isn’t nearly as annoying.
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11/17/2019 09:31 AM
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Re: I'm a tailgater..deal with it
I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I just love watching you fog up your windshield with spit and anger as I drive 5 under the limit to save gas...1rof1
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Re: I'm a tailgater..deal with it
I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I just love watching you fog up your windshield with spit and anger as I drive 5 under the limit to save gas...1rof1
 Quoting: CosmicFire


drwhesright
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11/17/2019 09:32 AM
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No we've got several plates spinning at one time. We're making money, seeing multiple women, going to meetings/events, etc.

When you see a black 2018 Audi A7 coming up behind you, get out the way bitch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


Lmao who is we and I drive a 2019, by the rules of the road your car is older and needs to get out of the way.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


You drive a 2019 Chevy Cruze? My car is hot, boy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


2019 WRX, weird that you would project right to a Chevy Cruze though, is that what you drive in your real life?
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


I have a intercooled turbo that pumps out 335 HP. What's your WRX pump out boy??
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Tailgater = ass sniffer
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11/17/2019 09:32 AM
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I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I hit the brakes and drive my 3-ball hitch through your rad. Then get out and throat punch you.
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Lmao who is we and I drive a 2019, by the rules of the road your car is older and needs to get out of the way.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


You drive a 2019 Chevy Cruze? My car is hot, boy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


2019 WRX, weird that you would project right to a Chevy Cruze though, is that what you drive in your real life?
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


I have a intercooled turbo that pumps out 335 HP. What's your WRX pump out boy??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74776846


295 stock, haven’t even touched on the upgrades yet. Boy lol

Pull the stick out of your tight ass dude, might enjoy life better.
“When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something”

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11/17/2019 09:34 AM
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I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I hit the brakes and drive my 3-ball hitch through your rad. Then get out and throat punch you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78031774


The throat punch really brings the sentiment home. Lol
“When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something”

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11/17/2019 09:35 AM
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I tailgated yer mom once.

She loved that shit.
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11/17/2019 09:36 AM
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The slower than molasses, left lane hoggers have serious passive aggressive issues.
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11/17/2019 09:36 AM
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OP is the soy version of Jason Statham in Trans Porter.
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The slower than molasses, left lane hoggers have serious passive aggressive issues.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76103301


Now that’s a whole other issue, if you’re in the left lane, nobody is to the right of you and you don’t get over for the car behind you then you’re the asshole.

If you’re tailgating someone on a 1 lane road, you deserve the throat punch aforementioned
“When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something”

-John Dunsworth
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11/17/2019 09:40 AM
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Do you switch lanes like a maniac as well?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


No I just ride their ass in the left lane and flash my brights if they don't have the sense to move out of my way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


That’s illegal in my state.

I like to suddenly downshift two gears. Hope Mr Tailgayer doesn’t end up in a ditch.
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11/17/2019 09:40 AM
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The slower than molasses, left lane hoggers have serious passive aggressive issues.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76103301


Now that’s a whole other issue, if you’re in the left lane, nobody is to the right of you and you don’t get over for the car behind you then you’re the asshole.

If you’re tailgating someone on a 1 lane road, you deserve the throat punch aforementioned
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


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