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I'm a tailgater..deal with it

 
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11/17/2019 10:42 AM
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Do you switch lanes like a maniac as well?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


No I just ride their ass in the left lane and flash my brights if they don't have the sense to move out of my way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I've had a dumb ass do this to me all pissed off that I was doing the speed limit at night on a dangerous mountain hwy. Dude went flying around me going about 100. 5 minutes later I pass him sitting on the side of the hwy all smashed up after plowing into a deer. Dumb fuck. Some idiots can't be helped.
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This sounds like a fake story.

FAKE NEWS!
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You sound like a dumb fuck.
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I always move over for tailgaters. I learned that from driving in Europe.
Also, I try to remember, there must be a very good reason they are in a hurry - rushing home from work to a dog who has been locked in a crate all day, rushing to be on time for a badly needed new job or job interview, someone in the hospital needing them immediately, etc. Been in a hurry many times myself and understand.

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On the Autobahn there is No Speed Limit, but following too close(Tailgating) and passing on the right are very serious safety violations. OP should marinate on that for a minute. Driving 170mph is OK, Tailgating is Not.

I myself have built some pretty fast street cars, and they always have break upgrades. I promise you those cars were faster than yours, and they stopped much faster than yours too.

I personally have no problem with you driving at ANY RATE OF SPEED YOU CHOOSE as long as you are not following too close(TAILGATING!) or passing on the right.

It takes game to recognize game. If you can not see why the Autobahn is better/safer AND Faster, clearly you have no game.

MAGA
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I always move over for tailgaters. I learned that from driving in Europe.
Also, I try to remember, there must be a very good reason they are in a hurry - rushing home from work to a dog who has been locked in a crate all day, rushing to be on time for a badly needed new job or job interview, someone in the hospital needing them immediately, etc. iBeen in a hurry many times myself and understand.
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You sound like a real bleeding heart liberal. Good for you for being so understanding of assholes.
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11/17/2019 10:46 AM
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I always move over for tailgaters. I learned that from driving in Europe.
Also, I try to remember, there must be a very good reason they are in a hurry - rushing home from work to a dog who has been locked in a crate all day, rushing to be on time for a badly needed new job or job interview, someone in the hospital needing them immediately, etc. Been in a hurry many times myself and understand.
 Quoting: 3643297


So, you're ok with people endangering your life because they're in a hurry because they forgot to set their DVR to record Ex on the Beach?


What kind of cuck are you?
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I always move over for tailgaters. I learned that from driving in Europe.
Also, I try to remember, there must be a very good reason they are in a hurry - rushing home from work to a dog who has been locked in a crate all day, rushing to be on time for a badly needed new job or job interview, someone in the hospital needing them immediately, etc. iBeen in a hurry many times myself and understand.
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You sound like a real bleeding heart liberal. Good for you for being so understanding of assholes.
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laugh
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11/17/2019 10:59 AM
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I always move over for tailgaters. I learned that from driving in Europe.
Also, I try to remember, there must be a very good reason they are in a hurry - rushing home from work to a dog who has been locked in a crate all day, rushing to be on time for a badly needed new job or job interview, someone in the hospital needing them immediately, etc. Been in a hurry many times myself and understand.
 Quoting: 3643297


So, you're ok with people endangering your life because they're in a hurry because they forgot to set their DVR to record Ex on the Beach?


What kind of cuck are you?
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


99% of the time that's pretty much the extent of their emergency.

Either that or they're too stupid to leave 5 min earlier for work so have to rush every day or risk losing their job.
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11/17/2019 11:02 AM
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Of course, the 'piss' de résistance, is when they overtake, wind down their window and hurl abuse. A fortified single malt piss facial really upsets them.
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11/17/2019 11:11 AM
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I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.


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Not for long, chap.

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11/17/2019 11:14 AM
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Do you switch lanes like a maniac as well?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


No I just ride their ass in the left lane and flash my brights if they don't have the sense to move out of my way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I've had a dumb ass do this to me all pissed off that I was doing the speed limit at night on a dangerous mountain hwy. Dude went flying around me going about 100. 5 minutes later I pass him sitting on the side of the hwy all smashed up after plowing into a deer. Dumb fuck. Some idiots can't be helped.
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This sounds like a fake story.

FAKE NEWS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I know it sounds like bs, but I live off of a highway where multiple deer get hit every night on a 10 mile stretch. It happens all the time. It's also traveled on a lot by tourists who don't know the road and aren't aware of the number of elk/deer in the area. You'll shit yourself the first time you come around a bend and an 800 pound elk is standing in the road.
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11/17/2019 11:15 AM
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I pull over and let tailgaters pass me. The reason is because there might be a very good reason for them needing to get where that are going! (I don't waste time playing games))
ruser
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11/17/2019 11:19 AM

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Crash,burn,and die. Eventually you will, and if by unfortunate chance you do not die and you kill someone else, in my state you get 24-life. So long dew bag.
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bushfing
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11/17/2019 11:20 AM
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Gameing on Twitch in not considered meetings and events. Remove your purple gem butt plug it is likely causing tension on your gas peddle foot. Then stop calling your fleshlight you named Tom Cuises asshole multiple women. This is an obvious troll. Bus pass in any language does not mean Audi.
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11/17/2019 11:48 AM
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I'm a brake checker
deal with it


I can't wait until all cars have those sensors that keep you off my ass

you have no more rights to exceed the posted limit
than E. Rogers had the right to demand a GF / Shag
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11/17/2019 11:50 AM
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I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I doubt you have anywhere to go that badly that you need to brush the back of my bumper. You just want to be an asshole out on the road. Please stop before someone brake checks your ass and you have a really bad day
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11/17/2019 11:52 AM
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Bring you down
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Sounds like a quote from Moochelle!
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You should log in so we can discuss it properly.
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11/17/2019 11:59 AM
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I pull over and let tailgaters pass me. The reason is because there might be a very good reason for them needing to get where that are going! (I don't waste time playing games))
 Quoting: ruser


99% of the roads here are rural two-lanes. There is nowhere to move over to except a giant ditch.

Pass me or back off. Don't ride my bumper thinking that will make me drive faster. It won't.
I've been married so long, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street.
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11/17/2019 12:36 PM
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I tailgate at intersections when the light turns green, to help as many cars as possible get thru the light. Sometimes the car behind me lags so much it misses the light and has to wait, or runs the light after it has turned yellow or red.
Same with a green arrow for left turns. Tailgate and get more cars thru.
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11/17/2019 12:47 PM
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You proved my theory
into law.

Tailgaters are pure assholes.
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11/17/2019 12:55 PM
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I tailgate at intersections when the light turns green, to help as many cars as possible get thru the light. Sometimes the car behind me lags so much it misses the light and has to wait, or runs the light after it has turned yellow or red.
Same with a green arrow for left turns. Tailgate and get more cars thru.
 Quoting: 3643297


Learned that in Germany. I admired how when there is a long line of cars at in an intersection, as soon as light turns green, seems like all the cars immediately move forward in unison and amazing number of cars get thru the green light. .
In American cities it’s excruciating to see how cars wait for one or two car lengths gap before moving forward, and instead of 10 or 15 cars getting thru only 5 or 6 make it.
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11/17/2019 12:59 PM
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No problem tailgating bro

I choose to look out the front windshield and see the future.
If you are in the rear view, you reside in the past.
Never look back, forward thinking....

You are past tense bro...

Deal with it

hf
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11/17/2019 12:59 PM
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OP is why I like CALTROPS! banana2
If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am!
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11/17/2019 01:07 PM
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I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


I dont “tap” the brakes. I fully commit. Then i collect. $$$$$ lots of it. From you and the fools dumb enough to insure stupid white trash losers like you.
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11/17/2019 01:08 PM
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Year ago had a diesel Suburban that was "turbo normalized" versus running all the time. PUNCH the accelerator to the floor and it would DUMP diesel fuel into the cylinders but it took a few seconds for the turbo to spool up so it could all be burned so that engine became as good of a SMOKE GENERATOR as those on a Navy Destroyer ... and OH was it BLACK and OILY!!

If I would get a serious tailgater behind me you can guess what I would do :-) ... I would wait until they were virtually on my bumper, then I would COVER THEM in Black OILY Smoke!!

The most fun times were in the summer with a sports car behind me with the top down or off. ALWAYS the guy would have a pretty woman riding shotgun ... then when they got aggressively close I would make sure they got DOUBLE DOSE of Black OILY Smoke!!

The smoke was so Black and Oily the woman was definitely going to have to wash her hair ... and the guy's car was going to need a LOT of soap to get the unburned diesel fuel off of it.

Definitely stopped the tailgating by that driver IMMEDIATELY ... oh, and then I would slow down 10 mph just to rub it in!!
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11/17/2019 01:11 PM
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Tail is for the butt being jizzed upon

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11/17/2019 02:06 PM
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My question, OP, is do you follow Jesus that closely?
Take the red pill now...later it will come as a suppository.
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11/17/2019 03:23 PM
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No we've got several plates spinning at one time. We're making money, seeing multiple women, going to meetings/events, etc.

When you see a black 2018 Audi A7 coming up behind you, get out the way bitch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


Lmao who is we and I drive a 2019, by the rules of the road your car is older and needs to get out of the way.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


You drive a 2019 Chevy Cruze? My car is hot, boy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


2019 WRX, weird that you would project right to a Chevy Cruze though, is that what you drive in your real life?
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


Bahahaha a fuckin Subaru pos...now it all makes sense
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11/17/2019 03:27 PM
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I have places to go and people to see. Can't stand the heat? Stay off the road then! And all you morans that spray your washer fluid or tap the brake..I just LOL all day at your pathetic antics.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


Do you arrive at your destination sooner when you ride real close to the car in front of you?

I slow way down when some moron is following me too close which in turn will delay your arrival.

If you'd stay back a resonable distance you'd arrive much faster because then I'd drive at my normal pace which is almost always at least 5 to 10 mph over the speed limit.
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11/17/2019 03:37 PM

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How I deal with it depends entirely on what I'm driving. If it's the old beater truck (made of actual metal), there's liable to be a slight accident after I brake for that dog you didn't see.
More deplorable all the time.
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Lmao who is we and I drive a 2019, by the rules of the road your car is older and needs to get out of the way.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


You drive a 2019 Chevy Cruze? My car is hot, boy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77492907


2019 WRX, weird that you would project right to a Chevy Cruze though, is that what you drive in your real life?
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


Bahahaha a fuckin Subaru pos...now it all makes sense
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78174800


It’s the number 1 purchased vehicle in the PNW due to the weather we have here. It’s also the 2019 safest family vehicle, which is why we also bought a 2019 outback. They have just as good of a resale value as Toyota and are dependable vehicles.

Curious as to what makes them a POS in your opinion?
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