LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P | |
CitizenPerth
(OP) User ID: 78175136 Australia 11/18/2019 01:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
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~BigBlock~
User ID: 78154008 United States 11/18/2019 01:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P Man is forever solving the most perplexing problems as he ventures ever further into the unknown. But where are the outer limits of his ingenuity? Will he ever encounter a problem, a Gordian Knot, which he cannot ultimately cut? --GLPPower-- |
CitizenPerth
(OP) User ID: 78175136 Australia 11/18/2019 02:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P oh, that whole "feel good, warm fuzzy article of the week".... we can all sleep better now... TSA and 3 bag pretzels... GRIN... Last Edited by CitizenPerth™ on 11/18/2019 02:02 AM It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
CitizenPerth
(OP) User ID: 78175136 Australia 11/18/2019 02:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P next thing you know, they'll let our pets on board, and start serving real steak and tatters, with silverware again .. ;) It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
CitizenPerth
(OP) User ID: 78175136 Australia 11/18/2019 02:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P fuggit.. i'll pin this when there's room, for the smiles in our heads only.... and epstein didn't kill himself.... murdered? alive? i don't give a shit..... back to topic ... BURN CNN in public places.... Last Edited by CitizenPerth™ on 11/18/2019 02:11 AM It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
~BigBlock~
User ID: 78154008 United States 11/18/2019 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P fuggit.. i'll pin this when there's room, for the smiles in our heads only.... Quoting: CitizenPerth and epstein didn't kill himself.... murdered? alive? i don't give a shit..... back to topic ... BURN CNN in public places.... I already tried also LOL Man is forever solving the most perplexing problems as he ventures ever further into the unknown. But where are the outer limits of his ingenuity? Will he ever encounter a problem, a Gordian Knot, which he cannot ultimately cut? --GLPPower-- |
CitizenPerth
(OP) User ID: 78175136 Australia 11/18/2019 02:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P fuggit.. i'll pin this when there's room, for the smiles in our heads only.... Quoting: CitizenPerth and epstein didn't kill himself.... murdered? alive? i don't give a shit..... back to topic ... BURN CNN in public places.... I already tried also LOL lol! bastages! It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
CitizenPerth
(OP) User ID: 78175136 Australia 11/18/2019 02:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P it leads me to another off hand topic? wtf is a cockle? It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
~BigBlock~
User ID: 78154008 United States 11/18/2019 02:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P Man is forever solving the most perplexing problems as he ventures ever further into the unknown. But where are the outer limits of his ingenuity? Will he ever encounter a problem, a Gordian Knot, which he cannot ultimately cut? --GLPPower-- |
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~BigBlock~
User ID: 78154008 United States 11/18/2019 02:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P Its a Man is forever solving the most perplexing problems as he ventures ever further into the unknown. But where are the outer limits of his ingenuity? Will he ever encounter a problem, a Gordian Knot, which he cannot ultimately cut? --GLPPower-- |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78146252 United Kingdom 11/18/2019 03:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P Who is really winning here? Paying to turn off known fake news? CNN should outright be abolished. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75992367 I'd prefer they were run out of business by the simple democratic process of switching them off but paying to switch them off - that is delightful although I don't expect the airports to abolish it yet - not when switching off is making SO much revenue :) but the message relayed by all those quarters that's priceless :) |
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CitizenPerth
(OP) User ID: 78175136 Australia 11/18/2019 03:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
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CK Dexter Haven
User ID: 77047820 Netherlands 11/18/2019 05:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P [snip] Quoting: CitizenPerth WORLD—Airports around the world are reporting record revenues after introducing a long-awaited feature: the ability to turn off CNN on television sets in their terminals. For just one quarter, you can turn off CNN for a full fifteen minutes while you're waiting for your flight, leaving you with the "far superior" experience of just staring at a blank screen. "At long last," said one man waiting for his flight at LaGuardia as he dropped a few dollars' worth of quarters into the "Turn CNN Off" slot. "Honestly, I might fly more now." He's not alone: airports expect a 426% uptick in traveling over the holidays as flyers no longer have to worry about having the droning words of CNN hosts pounded into their heads for hours on a layover. The feature has been one of the most-requested by travelers along with the dismantling of the TSA and pretzel bags with more than 3 pretzels in them... ... A similar program is being rolled out in hospital waiting rooms throughout the country... [end snip] FULL ARTICLE: [babylon bee]/news/airport-revenues-soar-after-allowing-travelers-to-pay-to-turn-off-cnn?fbclid=IwAR19XB4kFA_h33QhHCt33OuWBVB7K5uMiDAEa9bbh0_Q5tOoBjhT1dRQJdY |
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Boaty
User ID: 77825331 United States 11/18/2019 05:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P Even though the original article is satire, it would probably be true if it were true. ```````````````` ````__/\__`````` ~~~\____/~~~~ .~~..~~~....~~~ ~..~~~....~~~~ Thoughts do not come from you nor God; you do not create thoughts; you are not your thoughts; every thought is a lie. - 2 Corinthians 10:5 - [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] |
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WatchingEddyMin
User ID: 78175059 Ireland 11/18/2019 05:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P I worked for several international airlines years ago and haven't flown since 1994. I don't trust myself not to knock out any TSA agent who touches me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78176245 I flew Jan 2002 when they were just getting heavy on security. Bought 2 seats so I could carry-on my 2 cats. Told agents who checked carriers (with cats in them) that one was a sweetheart, just be gentle but she would never scratch or bite. The other one would be fine if they were careful with her. The one TSA agent said if she scratched or bit him she'd be in trouble. I told him if he hurt my cat I'd hurt him (& he could tell I meant it too!) He stared at me a second, gently checked my cats & bags (no problems, except I thought I'd be arrested for threatening TSA!), & let us continue onto the plane...Hate TSA & overbearing flight attendants that think they're god (most are lovely-just takes one though...) "Doom! Doom! Doom! Something seems to whisper it in the very dark trees of America." - DH Lawrence "If any question why we died, tell them because our father's lied" Epitaphs of War, Rudyard Kipling (lost son in WW1) |
AltSwede
User ID: 77586350 Sweden 11/18/2019 05:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P |