LMFAO!!! Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN : It warms my cockles!!! :P

Dennis explains where the cockle is

I've been thinking I wanted to say this "HEY ! MONEY TAWKS and etc." and maybe some other "Spinal Tap" quotes since yesterday.

You're doing that 'looping' thing aren't you glp, and trying [as well as succeeding] to make me use bad language aren't you....

The small white shells along the beach here, are called cockles in SA and kickaVic call them pippees. they are bigger than you get here, and both eaten and used for bait.

Here in WA we have mussels, and it just sounds wrong to say 'warm the mussels of my heart'.

Yeh nah, actually, fuck knows Op, where that sayin came from, neither makes sense, unless spelt 'muscles'.

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I caught so many Whiting and Bream on pippies over the years in qld... best of all they're free off the sands of the beaches... the pippie ankl twist ;)

Meanwhile, the Yanks don't have a fucking clue what we're talking about

Would be nice if if if if if it were true.

Almost forgot- re your tsa suggestion-

BEST IDEA EVER

who gets the money and why are we being forced to watch something we don't want and pay for not having to watch it?

i smell lawsuits.

Pay to NOT play !!!

That's awesome! I haven't seen that yet, but I would certainly pony up a few bucks to not have that shit playing while I'm forced to wait.

The airports are paid by the Commie News Network to run their drivel 24/7. It makes the network rating look good, even though nobody actually watches. I suspect the airports are also getting the money from people that don't want to be force fed communist propaganda.

And can we turn of Crappy Fox, too? They all need to be off.

My brother manages a popular sub shop, where the owner insists he has CNN on for the customers...when the owner isn't there, it goes to FOX or ESPN.

He said he would quit his job if he had to endure CNN crap everyday.

you know the bee is satire at it's best, right?

So you people put up totally fake fucking news, call it sarcasm, and think it's funny. This site is suppose to be gathering news from around the world, not promoting stupid bullshit fake stuff as if real. And NO... I'm not new here. I just hate fucking liars.

Don't be surprised when it comes out that CNN OWNS the "Turn Off Boxes".

Relax. The story is from the Babylon Bee. It's a satire site. It is a funny story because it's ironic. You know, fake news about CNN..

And, FYI, there used to actually be coin operated televisions in airports.

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Satire!

Awwww.... pony is trigerred..crayon?

Quarter? Pftt . I got one of these:

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

Also, turns off the menu at AMC theaters concession.

Great thread CitizenPerth! And I don't know if ive ever told you but I love all of the fukashima coverage you did and are doing! The gift that will never stop giving.

I was just in Atlanta and fort lauderdale airports...I was totally and pleasantly surprised that CNN was not to be found on any tv screen that I was around.

It was all sports.

Wasn't there something a while back where CNN lost their contract for airports and places like that?

In any case, maybe something has happened behind the scenes that we don't really know about.

Again, no sign of CNN at those 2 locations about a week ago.

Babylon Bee is satire but thread title makes it fake news.

... ty man appreciated

CNN SUCKS

Kind of makes we want to go hang out at the airport and hand out quarters.




Ventricles. Parts of the heart. No idea where the expression came from.

priceless...

Damn.

This otherwise would have been the feel-good story - the puppy-dog story - of the day.

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