Trump is the Supreme Grand Master of the Order of the Subterranean Trolls.


The Godlike Guild has observed and appreciated the hilarity of the measures he has taken to debase and humiliate the enemy, Frodo Cuomo.


Therefore, if he is ever in our presence, we shall submit raucous laughter to him for his endeavors, and promise a fine harte and ale dinner to him, which we shall never deliver.