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Woman spots very x-rated detail in church's window featuring Jesus and Mary.
When in a place of worship, you wouldn't be surprised to see artwork depicting stories from the bible on the windows.

But one woman did get a big surprise recently, after noticing something wasn't quite right about a church window depicting Jesus and Mary.

Wtf thread of the weekend. Enjoy. 5a



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One person said: "You can’t spell resurrection without... erm... urrection."

Another joked: "The second coming?"

A third person wrote: "Oh dear. Unfortunate. Divine sausage."

Someone else added: "It's a holy phalice... I mean chalice."

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He has risen...

Appears that he really was Jewish...

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He has risen...

Appears that he really was Jewish...
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Ah. Risen, good one.
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He has risen...

Appears that he really was Jewish...
 Quoting: Trumps Furry 2nd Term


best reply!
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One look at the one eye flashing in lead photo on that link webpage is enough to tell us all the corruption they are leading everyone to
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One look at the one eye flashing in lead photo on that link webpage is enough to tell us all the corruption they are leading everyone to
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Website link is the real evil.. absolutely unmanageable.
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Website link is the real evil.. absolutely unmanageable.
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Buy a nicer cell, cheapskate.
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If you look at his other leg, the "artist" was attempting to show the underside of his leg...another reason art sucks...if it isn't realistic, then it's shit...
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Here's another good one. Lol

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Here's another good one. Lol

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You're 12, right?
I never forgive and I never forget

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Here's another good one. Lol

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You're 12, right?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yeah briefly, I'm 12
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it's probably not mother Mary, but Mary Magdalena, and that is a loving handjob. you can clearly see on Jezus' face that he just orgasmed.
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Brief please go an suicide ty
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This shit is so stupid.

This retarded bitch and her Twitter tard lemmings could imagine some perverted bullshit in a dust bunny

OP - Ffs stfu
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Here's another good one. Lol

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You're 12, right?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yeah briefly, I'm 12
 Quoting: Patagonians


At least mentally...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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He has risen...

Appears that he really was Jewish...
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there were not Jewish back then.. NONE. You have been given false history
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Re: Woman spots very x-rated detail in church's window featuring Jesus and Mary.
When in a place of worship, you wouldn't be surprised to see artwork depicting stories from the bible on the windows.

But one woman did get a big surprise recently, after noticing something wasn't quite right about a church window depicting Jesus and Mary.

Wtf thread of the weekend. Enjoy. 5a



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 Quoting: Patagonians


Seems to be something you would find in a Disney cartoon.
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Website link is the real evil.. absolutely unmanageable.
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I thought so to and never saw the image being discussed and got asked for stuff I cannot cooperate with.
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Re: Woman spots very x-rated detail in church's window featuring Jesus and Mary.
If you look at his other leg, the "artist" was attempting to show the underside of his leg...another reason art sucks...if it isn't realistic, then it's shit...
 Quoting: BRIEF


The entire art world was taken over by the least talented and most perverted deviants imaginable

They used “artistic expression” as cover for their sick fantasies.

And the sick people going to these galleries and sit on their high-horse ...telling the world that if you don’t appreciate piss and blood on canvas...then there’s something wrong with YOU

The evil cabal and it’s filthy minions has infiltrated every level of society
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Website link is the real evil.. absolutely unmanageable.
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Amen to that. What a crap site.
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So what's the title of this image?

"The circumcision of Jesus with John The Baptist's Teef?"

Ayy lmao.

"Circumsize me baby! Circumsize me!"

.................... LOL!

(One dude slaps the other's head and the other dude's body rocks back and forth.)

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Hello. I'm a Taoist. The Tao (some would say it's impossible to know but I've learned it) is the ebb and flow of All. That's it. It's everything and it's nothing (in time.)

I'm therefor a Life Taoist "Lifeist." It's the Tao mixed with a Grey Jedism Tradition to also give a bit of morality to everything.
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They had to make more work for themselves with that extra design detail.

Makes no sense?
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Bunch of pervs

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That's hot.
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Bunch of pervs

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You know what would be a great XXX movie? Job and his 3 daughters. :O

Job and 3 Daughters Part Deux: The Nanny Commeth.
Job and 3 Daughters Part Tree: Fiddy more for me!
Job and 3 Daughters Part 4: Seven ate 9 and be with son

Last Edited by Zen13 on 11/23/2019 09:16 AM
Hello. I'm a Taoist. The Tao (some would say it's impossible to know but I've learned it) is the ebb and flow of All. That's it. It's everything and it's nothing (in time.)

I'm therefor a Life Taoist "Lifeist." It's the Tao mixed with a Grey Jedism Tradition to also give a bit of morality to everything.
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If you look at his other leg, the "artist" was attempting to show the underside of his leg...another reason art sucks...if it isn't realistic, then it's shit...
 Quoting: BRIEF


lol "art sucks" lmao
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Bunch of pervs

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You know what would be a great XXX movie? Job and his 3 daughters. :O

Job and 3 Daughters Part Deux: The Nanny Commeth.
Job and 3 Daughters Part Tree: Fiddy more for me!
Job and 3 Daughters Part 4: Seven ate 9 and be with son
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dude what are you smoking and can i have some ? i know it was a noble try, but those couldnt elicit a chuckle from somebody on laughing gas
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Jesus loved Mary Magdalene

Get real

Jesus had one as He was the Creator

The first commandment was 'Use it'. It was made for multiple purposes.

Deniers are basically church indocrinated people, who falsely think des is dirty and evil. The church controls basically through sexual denial of its congregations.

Church people above who mock, are simply being church people. Get real, and get a life, or produce a life, and then you;ll know better. Adam knew Eve.... and all parents did the divine act, as created by the Lord.

Repeat again read the first commandment.
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To be a rabbi, a Jewish male has to be married. Jesus was called a rabbi... deal with it.





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