Maybe we could tell a story that matches what we know about the Osiris Device?


A long time ago aliens came. They upgraded our DNA.

They wanted to protect their little project so it could get a jump start on life.

So they built the pyramids.

They placed the Osiris Device inside of the great pyramid.

This created a shield zone from the rest of the planet. The Osiris device made everyone happy, and healthy, and peaceful.

They lived forever amplified by this life giving Osiris Device.

The only down side is this radiation made it to where they could not have kids.

It was a true garden of eden.

The aliens knew this shield would not last forever, so they told them. Don't touch the big glowing thing.

Then one day Eve couldn't keep her hands off of it, and touched the damn thing.

The aliens designed a standby mode so the Osiris Device wouldn't kill any one.

The shield shut off, and their long life started to fade.

Adam decided it would try and "fit" it. So he took it apart.
Never did finish that project, and lost some of the pieces. Can't blame him really. Both Adam and Eve were distracted by the emerald tablets they found with the Osiris Device.

The aliens gave them wisdom.

They went out to explore past the shield and without the radiation of the Osiris Device became able to have children.

They spread out and multiplied, and you know the rest.

Maybe the Osiris Device was already here, from a previous version of man. It came with the pyramids, and the Egyptians just claimed it.

This device was known around the world for it's powers, even though it was only operating in standby mode.

This is why all the symbolism of the ark around the world with their burial rituals, but not a bunch of functioning arks.