OMG, did I really forgot how to flirt with girls?... I am after 5 years relationship, ready to date again...

Dating game is trash now days hate to say. It has changed and will continue to change just as fast as the technology changes. Women and Men these days who "date" are completely bonkers for the most part. Alot of messed up stuff occurring in this arena.

Alot of sick and immoral people out their. Many dont even realize it because of how normal it has become. Good luck.

Just relax and chat. Otherwise give up now or bow to a woman.

Start with ugly ones and build your confidence up.

You were paralized because you wanted her. That's mistake number one. You have to trick your mind into believing you don't want her. Don't think about her sexually, and don't daydream about her.

Be a man's man and that dude who's got his shit together and don't always be available for her.

Women are insane who want men who are not interested.

Call her the Great Kali-ma.



Tell her you want her by your side fighting the invasion at Lindisfarne.



You'd give her any persons split skull to drink the finest mead out of!



That shit gets my jellybean all revved up

Don't bother unless you want nose rings, tattoees, HPV, and chlamydia.

If I give you a gun and a thousand ponzi dollars, will you shoot me in the face or wherever hurts the most?

All available for purchase at Hot Topic, by the way

Right in the belly

Dick tease.

yeah, easy to say. Seriously, in college I could talk easily with girls and I had many proposition though I am rather average guy. But for 5 years I was in toxic relationship and I forgot the whole fun part of dating.

Hopefully in some time I will build up my knowledge. Fuck, I dont know that Twitter is..

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Man, seriously, are you my brother or what?? I have dynamic IP but you reply to 90% of my threads!! I love you dude.

Yeah.. firstly I am now drinking beer so CHEERS brother. Secondly - few days ago I was writing about beers and you replied. Again, I love you brother, once day we are gonna meet for sure!!

And about the talking to females thing OP, you’ve just got to remember that they’re just a person just like you are.

Not a mythical creature, not a mysterious force, just a person.

Talk to them like you would anyone else... don’t worry about “game” or any other stupid bullshit, just be friendly, talk, joke, & everything else you’d do with anyone else.

Always worked for me.

go practice on transgingers

I know this brother. I am just a little bit rusty. Last 5 years wasn't easy for me. I thought that I met love of my life. She was toxic woman, materialistic girl. Thank God I successfully ended this relationship before something bad happened. I wish her well but I am glad I am single right now.

Tomorrow I will go to mall to talk to some girls. I need new tie and tuxedo.. who knows...

this man is some what right but failure to adapt to this new way will only cost you

think of it as a new skill to capitalize on
just remember familiarity breed contempt and so does money

tell them your james bond and your lookin for a partner in crime

tell them your a vampire pirate surgeon that transforms into a were wolf and just so happens to be a billionaire

tell them your james bond and your lookin for a partner in crime

tell them your a vampire pirate surgeon that transforms into a were wolf and just so happens to be a billionaire

Oh I know all about the toxic, trust me... been there & got the campaign pin.

And because of that, I’m to the point now that at the first sign of toxicity, head games, unreliability, anything... I’m out immediately & don’t look back.

Ain’t nobody got time fo dat.

Good luck bro.

It’s a different world dude. Trust me. I make 6 figures and pretty good with the ladies, but damn. Some seriously crazy women out there. I have yet to come across a normal one.

Also, if they have a cat .... run like hell!!!!

This is a forgotten method from the 80s'. Train on this one and you be having chicks all over you lol.

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I bet he's got a tormentor in those pantaloons of his

It'll come back to you. When my older bro did 2 years for really stupid shit he came out broken and insecure. Within a year or so he snapped out of it and was the same asshole he was before he got busted.

iow, i get it, you went through trauma. time heals bro

Write new material or get a meteor shower.

OP also needs to whip out his micro penis.

Everyone is so fucked up on cell phones they don't even know how to act with out it!