15th anniversary coming up I need some suggestions

Fancy hotel, sauna, massage, flowers, tickets to a show.

Ok
Keep the sugestions coming

Cabin in the woods, campfire, cold beers, steaks, good music, and a bow wrapped around ya

Let me guess..you're the guy?

Why isn't she doing anything for YOU?

Pick up some food from the store and tell her to get to work in the kitchen. You bought, she cooks.

Then yes "EQUALITY BITCH" and finger blast her.

A frontal lobotomy.

Traditional gifts are crystal or glass.

Alternatively, give her a nice watch.

Or, maybe heaven is to have her toes sucked.

Divorce

Can't go wrong with a 1 troy ounce bar of gold!

So you go a bit over a grand.