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Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/27/2019 11:38 AM
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Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
rather interesting, do you know why ?

hiding
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11/27/2019 11:40 AM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
nope. jesus rode a donkey tho
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11/27/2019 11:41 AM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Horse = No mercy
Donkey = Mercy

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11/27/2019 11:42 AM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Peace
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Let me give you a hint to go off:

A common omen in Babylonian extispicy is-

" A famous person will arrive riding a donkey "
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11/27/2019 11:43 AM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Swamp King!
I am SNOWIE. WELCOME TO THE NEW ICE AGE. TRY NOT TO STARVE.
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11/27/2019 11:46 AM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Because kings “ride the ass” of their subjects.
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Let me give you a hint to go off:

A common omen in Babylonian extispicy is-

" A famous person will arrive riding a donkey "
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78017652


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11/27/2019 11:47 AM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Swamp King!
 Quoting: Icey


Shrek
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11/27/2019 11:48 AM

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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
A king would ride a donkey into the city to signify PEACE.
(Jesus rode the donkey into Jerusalem as the HUMBLE SERVANT at His first coming)

He would ride a white horse into the city to signify VICTORY AT WAR.
(Jesus will arrive at His second coming riding a WHITE HORSE, after the tribulation years)


Revelation 19:11Then I saw heaven standing open, and there was a white horse! Its rider is named Faithful and True. He administers justice and wages war righteously. 12His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on his head are many royal crowns. He has a name written on him that nobody knows except himself. 13He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is called the Word of God. 14The armies of heaven, wearing fine linen, white and pure, follow him on white horses. 15A sharp sword comes out of his mouth to strike down the nations. He will rule them with an iron rod and tread the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16On his robe that covers his thigh he has a name written:

KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS


hf
AKA Auntie Arnie
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
errr, nope

Horses weren't introduced into Mesopotamia until rather late in the game

People who rode them were considered barbarians, and the donkey was considered to the proper ride for a king
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11/27/2019 11:50 AM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Because he didn’t ride a donkey. That story was created by the roman empire 800 years after jesus was dead.

But if you aren’t an imbecile and you read actual sources from the time, Jesus grew up wealthy from a royal lineage.

But the burden of proof is on yourselves so enjoy your ignorance.
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Let me give you a hint to go off:

A common omen in Babylonian extispicy is-

" A famous person will arrive riding a donkey "
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78017652


extra spicy?
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11/27/2019 11:52 AM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Because he didn’t ride a donkey. That story was created by the roman empire 800 years after jesus was dead.

But if you aren’t an imbecile and you read actual sources from the time, Jesus grew up wealthy from a royal lineage.

But the burden of proof is on yourselves so enjoy your ignorance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75781610


oh, ok

so then the horse wasn't considered the ride of a barbarian by Mesopotamians ?

You shouldn't act like such an asswipe if you don't actually know history
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11/27/2019 12:00 PM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Swamp King!
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Shrek
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Green Man = Osiris

For the love of money, people will lie, rob, they will cheat
For the love of money, people don't care who they hurt or beat
For the love of money, a woman will sell her precious body
For a small piece of paper it carries a lot of weight
For that mean, mean, mean, mean, mean green
Almighty dollar, talkin bout, talkin bout



Because kings “ride the ass” of their subjects.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72411159
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/27/2019 12:02 PM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Jeez, we only have multiple ancient texts where royals are talking about how the horse is not suitable for a king

perhaps if you knew how to navigate websites like the ETCSL or the CDLI or the CCP, etc, you could go read them for yourselves
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11/27/2019 12:16 PM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Jeez, we only have multiple ancient texts where royals are talking about how the horse is not suitable for a king

perhaps if you knew how to navigate websites like the ETCSL or the CDLI or the CCP, etc, you could go read them for yourselves
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But that wouldn't make for an interesting thread.
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
What is the j-wish Antichrist going to ride, a Honda?
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11/27/2019 12:55 PM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
rather interesting, do you know why ?

hiding
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no but i know why the queen rides a roosta
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11/27/2019 12:58 PM
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Re: Do you know why a king rides a donkey and not a horse ?
Kings and warriors rode horses for war in ancient times.

Jesus came in peace.





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