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My husband told me I smelt good last night |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78036093 11/27/2019 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night I'm willing to bet that your fucking twat smells like Purina, you attention-whoring dog! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77517484 United States 11/27/2019 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night Men say shit women want to hear whether true or not to get what they want.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77876223 WHOALLY SHIT BATMAN!!!! ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?????? |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die…
User ID: 75624423 Tonga 11/27/2019 09:38 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night I'm a little concerned, should I ask him if I usually smell bad?
Quoting: chasity We do smell so so good after taking a bath with those aromatic oils and dry flowers... hmmmm! |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die…
User ID: 75624423 Tonga 11/27/2019 09:40 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night I'm a little concerned, should I ask him if I usually smell bad?
Quoting: chasity You were probably ovulating. Thats when women give off the most...irresistable pheremones. Like when a flower blooms...the bees cannot resist. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78203597 Yeah... I hate those days... specially when is full moon! |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die…
User ID: 75624423 Tonga 11/27/2019 09:43 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night Were you riding a snowmobile all day?
Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut But it hasn't snowed yet! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73025736 United States 11/27/2019 09:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night
I'm a little concerned, should I ask him if I usually smell bad?
Quoting: chasity Only if you want to transmute something positive into a complete shitshow. So go on ahead . . . |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die…
User ID: 75624423 Tonga 11/27/2019 09:51 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night ...
It was other girls in the past..vegetarians smell better...sorry if that offends you meat-tards.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77875702 Not true. One of my GF's ate lots of meat and her pussy smelled great and tasted sweet as can be. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23682091 you can't argue with these virgins Quoting: Q33 No, he's right, that's a diabetic pussy, highly acidic and very very meaty. Quoting: chasity Bingo!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77506855 United States 11/27/2019 10:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night I wonder what would happen if you connected a balloon to your vage opening to see if it would fill with gases. Maybe some active cultures at work down there.
Did he have a hankering for croissants and muffins in the morning? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73370035 United States 11/28/2019 04:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night Bump |
Don Draper from Nantucket
User ID: 57553864 United States 11/28/2019 04:24 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night Meat diets have very little to do with poo tang smell. Diets with alot of fruits like pine apple mango and other naturally sweet flavors help the poo tang taste and smell the best.
its just science fact
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77666173 PLATA BITCHEZZZZZZ
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Don Draper from Nantucket
User ID: 57553864 United States 11/28/2019 04:26 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night
I'm a little concerned, should I ask him if I usually smell bad?
Quoting: chasity We do smell so so good after taking a bath with those aromatic oils and dry flowers... hmmmm! Quoting: LittleMe PLATA BITCHEZZZZZZ
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The Rolling Stones said it best...
"What's confusing you is the nature of my game" |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die…
User ID: 78112308 Tonga 11/28/2019 06:10 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night I'm a little concerned, should I ask him if I usually smell bad?
Quoting: chasity We do smell so so good after taking a bath with those aromatic oils and dry flowers... hmmmm! Quoting: LittleMe Quoting: Don Draper from Nantucket :lmmls1: If you only knew what I’m talking about... |
ROOSTRE
User ID: 76840839 United States 11/28/2019 06:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night I'm a little concerned, should I ask him if I usually smell bad?
Quoting: chasity We do smell so so good after taking a bath with those aromatic oils and dry flowers... hmmmm! Quoting: LittleMe Quoting: Don Draper from Nantucket :lmmls1: If you only knew what I’m talking about... Quoting: LittleMe I too smell of cannabis. |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die…
User ID: 78112308 Tonga 11/28/2019 06:29 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night ...We do smell so so good after taking a bath with those aromatic oils and dry flowers... hmmmm! Quoting: LittleMe Quoting: Don Draper from Nantucket :lmmls1: If you only knew what I’m talking about... Quoting: LittleMe I too smell of cannabis. Quoting: ROOSTRE I don’t like cannabis... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77367503 France 11/28/2019 06:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night still begging for attention on daily basic hun??
YOU SMELL DESPERATION (AND MENTAL ILLNESS ) AND NOT JUST LAST NIGHT. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74084202 Australia 11/28/2019 06:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night I'm a little concerned, should I ask him if I usually smell bad?
Quoting: chasity The female psyche , in all its glory . |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76682145 Sweden 11/28/2019 07:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night A husband must always encourage his wife's metalworking efforts. |
timoteorex
User ID: 77272757 United States 11/28/2019 07:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night You do know that 'smelt' are a fish? “Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.” Mark Twain |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71632887 United States 11/28/2019 07:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night I'm a little concerned, should I ask him if I usually smell bad?
Quoting: chasity Yea, he was suppose to say...mmm...you smell comfy. You smell nice is a big turnoff! Big mistake! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73904714 United States 11/28/2019 07:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night so you are good at fishing for smelt? good for you! more women need to learn to fish. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78098821 United States 11/28/2019 07:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night
Meat will make a vagina stinky...no meat = no stinky
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77875702 Wrong. Yeast from carbs, sugar...will make a vagina stink. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78098821 United States 11/28/2019 07:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night A husband must always encourage his wife's metalworking efforts.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76682145 Nice pun |
chasity
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User ID: 77360012 United States 11/28/2019 07:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night A husband must always encourage his wife's metalworking efforts.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76682145 Nice pun Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78098821 I was smelting his rod. grass fed sardines |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57473568 United States 11/28/2019 07:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night did you suck his dick?
how did he smell?
Quoting: Irredeemable Musky. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78098821 United States 11/28/2019 07:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night A husband must always encourage his wife's metalworking efforts.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76682145 Nice pun Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78098821 I was smelting his rod. Quoting: chasity You're homo then? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78144174 Australia 11/28/2019 07:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night When you say “asshole in training” I assume you are proficient in the gape by now? |
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Callin
User ID: 77742501 United States 11/28/2019 08:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night Tell him you were smelting a golden phallus The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it - Orwell
If you’re backed by Hollywood, social media, the government, and practically the entire globalist system, you are not the resistance -- you're part of the problem |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die…
User ID: 78114258 Tonga 11/28/2019 08:12 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night Tell him you were smelting a golden phallus
Quoting: Callin I love me a diamond one... pretty sharp! :lmifeellove: |
chasity
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User ID: 77360012 United States 11/28/2019 08:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night It took a lot out of him to say that...hopefully you milked him. Otherwise he may never compliment you again.
Quoting: Chip pft. what do you think I was doing when he said that? grass fed sardines |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76626437 United States 11/28/2019 08:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My husband told me I smelt good last night You do know that 'smelt' are a fish?
Quoting: timoteorex Yeh, and hubby wants a little more smelt dipping... |
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