Post a nightmarish childhood experience. I'll start with a little toilet story...

At the age of 11 I was on a family trip somewhere in the south and had to use the toilet. When i lifted the lid there were hundreds of the scariest looking, ugliest insects i had ever seen in my life clinging to the bowl.

Just a huge mass of them hanging out in the toilet, so creepy.

I think they were these, Jerusalem crickets, potato bugs, children of the night, whatever you want to call them...
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I'm not sure if it was an outhouse or a gas station toilet; i just remember these insects from Hell.