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I was followed by a Vampire in Walmart.

 
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12/01/2019 10:43 PM
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I was followed by a Vampire in Walmart.
I didnt notice them until I was looking at dicount Halloween goods. It was a woman that looked to be in her 30's with dark hair and red eyes. Her eyes looked very bloodshot and she had stains around her mouth. She was wearing a hoodie so it was hard to get a real good look.

As I was leaving the store I noticed she was behind me as I walked to my car. I knew something was up so I prepared myself for a possible confrontation. As I aproached my car I couldnt see her in the reflection of my cars window so I turned around and she was right there. She then lunged at me trying to grab my private area and neck. I used my street karate skills to perform a takedown on her but the strength of her thighs was uncanny. Luckily a large truck pulled around the corner with really bright high beams and she screeched like a banshee and scuried off into the night. It was A close one but I managed to escape the she vamps clutches.
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12/01/2019 10:45 PM
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12/01/2019 10:53 PM
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You shoulda grabbed her private pussy in retaliation.
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12/01/2019 10:57 PM

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12/01/2019 10:58 PM
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Re: I was followed by a Vampire in Walmart.
I didnt notice them until I was looking at dicount Halloween goods. It was a woman that looked to be in her 30's with dark hair and red eyes. Her eyes looked very bloodshot and she had stains around her mouth. She was wearing a hoodie so it was hard to get a real good look.

As I was leaving the store I noticed she was behind me as I walked to my car. I knew something was up so I prepared myself for a possible confrontation. As I aproached my car I couldnt see her in the reflection of my cars window so I turned around and she was right there. She then lunged at me trying to grab my private area and neck. I used my street karate skills to perform a takedown on her but the strength of her thighs was uncanny. Luckily a large truck pulled around the corner with really bright high beams and she screeched like a banshee and scuried off into the night. It was A close one but I managed to escape the she vamps clutches.
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She has your tag number.
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12/01/2019 11:02 PM
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All I saw was a dolled up hot chick, who apologized to her husband for being a little distracted by me.

If she was a vamp, I can appreciate it, but it is none of my business.

(I needed to find a loaf of bread, and my hands were still freezing.)
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12/01/2019 11:02 PM
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OP here. I was banned by someone here. My guess is they dont want this getting out. As to your previous question I wasnt able to take a photo as I was being stalked by a freaking vampire bruh? Come on? I feered for my life. Maybe walmart has some cameras.
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12/01/2019 11:07 PM
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OP here. I was banned by someone here. My guess is they dont want this getting out. As to your previous question I wasnt able to take a photo as I was being stalked by a freaking vampire bruh? Come on? I feered for my life. Maybe walmart has some cameras.
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Bwhahahaha! You got banned by a Vampire you tard

lol
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12/01/2019 11:12 PM
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A vampire at Walmart? Your saying a real vampire ...at Walmart of all places in America


Why didn't you meet a vampire at Macys or even a non humorous place to meet a vampire such as a pub?

I don't believe your story because Walmart has a humor reputation for jokers
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12/01/2019 11:13 PM
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A vampire at Walmart? Your saying a real vampire ...at Walmart of all places in America


Why didn't you meet a vampire at Macys or even a non humorous place to meet a vampire such as a pub?

I don't believe your story because Walmart has a humor reputation for jokers
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If you think about it though its the perfect place to find prey. Most people dont notice when they are being watched in walmart.
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12/01/2019 11:16 PM
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I didnt notice them until I was looking at dicount Halloween goods. It was a woman that looked to be in her 30's with dark hair and red eyes. Her eyes looked very bloodshot and she had stains around her mouth. She was wearing a hoodie so it was hard to get a real good look.

As I was leaving the store I noticed she was behind me as I walked to my car. I knew something was up so I prepared myself for a possible confrontation. As I aproached my car I couldnt see her in the reflection of my cars window so I turned around and she was right there. She then lunged at me trying to grab my private area and neck. I used my street karate skills to perform a takedown on her but the strength of her thighs was uncanny. Luckily a large truck pulled around the corner with really bright high beams and she screeched like a banshee and scuried off into the night. It was A close one but I managed to escape the she vamps clutches.
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Cami, if Jill tries to eat you again, let me know and I will send her a memo.


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12/01/2019 11:19 PM
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A vampire at Walmart? Your saying a real vampire ...at Walmart of all places in America


Why didn't you meet a vampire at Macys or even a non humorous place to meet a vampire such as a pub?

I don't believe your story because Walmart has a humor reputation for jokers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78064138


If you think about it though its the perfect place to find prey. Most people dont notice when they are being watched in walmart.
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Actually your wrong.

I know your BS because I'm using logic here

The perfect place for prey is in the south deep within the woods where hunters hunt prey.

Shows how smart you are talking about vampires.

Nice fake vampire story but I do agree vampires are real I don't think they are immortal though I've been reading real life vampire stories about blood donors for the vampired. I also believe in extraterrestrials.

Your story seems fake
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12/01/2019 11:21 PM
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I didnt notice them until I was looking at dicount Halloween goods. It was a woman that looked to be in her 30's with dark hair and red eyes. Her eyes looked very bloodshot and she had stains around her mouth. She was wearing a hoodie so it was hard to get a real good look.

As I was leaving the store I noticed she was behind me as I walked to my car. I knew something was up so I prepared myself for a possible confrontation. As I aproached my car I couldnt see her in the reflection of my cars window so I turned around and she was right there. She then lunged at me trying to grab my private area and neck. I used my street karate skills to perform a takedown on her but the strength of her thighs was uncanny. Luckily a large truck pulled around the corner with really bright high beams and she screeched like a banshee and scuried off into the night. It was A close one but I managed to escape the she vamps clutches.
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WTB-bs
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12/01/2019 11:27 PM
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I heard it was a Manpire and you were the one lunging for the crotch.
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12/01/2019 11:30 PM
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Re: I was followed by a Vampire in Walmart.
I want you to do me a favor, I will believe your story if you say I tell the truth in the name of the God of Abraham.

If you refuse to I won't believe you it could be possible you ran into a crazy woman who you thought was a real life vampire..





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